The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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Dharma1521

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"The Kitty Keyboard Kover (with the rather unfortunate abbreviation resulting from an excess of cuteness) is a clear acrylic cover that sits over your keyboard to prevent your cat from walking over the keyszbvvcbbnmncmn. Evidently they never met my cat Lacerda, whose beefy posterior would crush the Kover into a fine paste of plastic, but for normal sized cats, it may do the trick. $24.95."
 

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"Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.
 

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"Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

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