The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[JAXvillain]

 

[Thorn Bird]

i can push on my baby's feet up here in my ribs and make his/her head bounce on my bladder.

 

[JAXvillain]

I haven't had a whatchamacallit in at least 10 years...good stuff

 

[kiwi]

I have a wisdom tooth that has been working on coming in for about 2 years now, but I don't have anywhere for it to go so it's trying to come in through the back of my jaw. Normally it's no big deal, but this week it really hurts, a lot. I've really got to just get them all pulled out.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I had some veggies and some chicken and some tomato soup for lunch. The soup was too hot at first, and I burned the inside of my mouth.

also:

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[itburnswhenipee]

 

[wanko80]

Supermario 3 theme for Firefox!

 

[kiwi]

You can get this on a t-shirt. I think I want it.

 

[Shalimar]

I'll be hungover tomorrow..

 

[water]

 

[bast_imret]

 

[Dream]

My heart hurts.

 

[Jonny_B]

That reminds me, my heart was doing absolutely bizarre things last night. beat, beat.... beat..... beat-beat, beat.... beat, beat.... etc. 'twas weird.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Cat VS Bear

FIGHT!

 

[Dharma1521]

April has cooties . . .

that is all.

 

[wanko80]

Perhaps you should let it go.

 

[Onnotangu]

I have moobs and I'm happy.

 

[BeerAd]

I have pecks, I SWEAR

 

[bast_imret]

Don't let your son go down on me
Although they searched my shelf there is no kiddy porn to see
I won't allow this strip search of my life to worry me
Coz losin' everything-- is like your son goin' down on me