The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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Pandora

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"Come on everyone, time for the orgy"

"No, not you"

"..."

"Sorry, thems the rules"

"Can I use your laptop then while you guys are busy?"

"Sure, its right over there."

"SWEET!"
 

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Vegetable oil, for frying
12 fresh large jalapeno peppers
4 ounces cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup Monterey Jack, grated
6 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled
1/4 teaspoon Essence, plus 1/4 teaspoon, recipe follows
1/2 cup all-purpose flour plus 3 tablespoons, divided
1/2 cup milk
1 large egg, lightly beaten
1 1/2 cups panko bread crumbs

In a deep-fryer or heavy-bottomed stock pot add enough oil to come 1/3 of the way up the sides of the pan. Heat oil to 370 degrees F over medium heat.

Cut a slit lengthwise in each pepper down 1 side to create a pocket. Leave stem intact and remove seeds if desired.

Combine cream cheese, Monterey Jack, crumbled bacon, and Essence. Place mixture in a zip-top plastic bag or large piping bag. (If using a zip-top plastic bag, cut and remove 1 corner of the bag, large enough so that the bacon will squeeze through.) Squeeze mixture to the bottom of the bag and fill each pepper with as much of the cream cheese mixture as will fit. Press slit edges of the pepper together to seal.

In a small bowl, combine 1/2 cup flour, milk and egg. Place remaining 3 tablespoons flour, panko crumbs, and 1/2 teaspoon of Essence in a shallow bowl or plate, and stir to combine.

Working in batches, dip stuffed jalapenos into the milk batter and then roll in the panko mixture, pressing to coat.

Working in batches, if necessary, gently place jalapenos in preheated oil and fry until golden brown, 1 to 2 minutes. Remove from the oil and drain on a paper-towel lined plate. Cool slightly before serving, as the cheese is extremely hot.


i just picked about a gallon of jalapenos yesterday, this is going to be made today :drool:
 

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' NAME: Enable_Tracing.vbs
'
' AUTHOR: J. Howard
' DATE : 10/4/2006
'
' COMMENT: This Script will enable file tracing for all appropriate
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'
'==========================================================================
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Depending on the preference of the participants, this stimulation may produce an orgasm and ejaculation of semen. If the semen is accepted into the mouth it may or may not be swallowed (hence the slang phrase, spit or swallow). Sexual arousal of the penis will often produce a small quantity of pre-ejaculatory fluid from the urethra at the tip of the penis prior to ejaculation. This fluid is produced by the Cowper's glands and is not semen, although it may contain traces of sperm.
 

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A 10 minute railgun

A railgun is a device for accelerating an object by running electric current through it along a pair of rails. When large amounts of power are used, the railgun becomes a potent weapon. But the principles can be demonstrated safely by using a smaller amount of power, in our case, from a 9 volt battery.

When a small amount of power is used, the rails can be re-used many times. If larger amounts of power are used, the railgun becomes a one-shot device, as the rails are destroyed in the process of shooting the gun, due to arcing and flexing of the rails.

There are several types of rail gun, each with a different method of accelerating the object. This version is called a linear homopolar motor.

railgun

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What you need

* A piece of cardboard or wood for a base. It can be any length. Ours is about 18 inches long, and about 6 inches wide.
* Two strips of aluminum foil, 2 inches wide, and 2 inches longer than the base.
* A 2 inch wide length of steel wire, such as from a coathanger.
* 2 disc magnets, plated in a good conductor, such as gold. The super-powerful magnets in our catalog work great, and were the ones used in this project.
* Some white glue
* A 9 volt battery
* Two aligator clip leads

railgun materials

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We start by spreading a thin layer of glue on the base, to hold down the foil strips.

railgun glue

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The foil strips are then placed on the base, about a half inch apart, and smoothed down with fingers to remove wrinkles. The extra 2 inches is left hanging over one side, to make it easy to clip on the leads for the battery.

completed railgun track

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Next we attach the battery with the clip leads. We won't worry about battery polarity at this time -- if the gun shoots the wrong way, we will reverse the battery.

filing railgun axle flat

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The nest step is to file the ends of the coathanger wire flat. This will allow the magnets to stick flat to the ends of the wire axle. If the filing is done carefully to make the flat ends perpendicular to the wire, then there will be less wobbling as the magnets travel down the rails.

railgun wheels

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Now the magnets are placed on either end of the wire axle. The magnets should have their poles facing in opposite directions. The magnets repel one another when aligned this way, but will still stick firmly to the steel axle. No glue is necessary, as the magnets are very strong.

Firing the railgun

To fire the railgun, just drop the wheels on the rails. They will start to accelerate immediately. If they don't move at all, the magnets are probably not pointing the same way. Lift the wheels, and flip one magnet, and try again. If it still doesn't work, check the battery and the connections.

If the wheels move in the wrong direction, you can either start them at the other end, or reverse the battery.

Click on the photo below to see the railgun in action.

railgun animation

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How does it do that?

The homopolar motor was one of the first motors ever built. Michael Faraday built one.

There are many different designs. The one shown below is only one of them. Click on the picture to see it run.

homopolar animation

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A magnet is placed north pole facing up in a bowl of vinegar. The magnet is one of our super-powerful ones from our catalog. Suspended over it is a heavy piece of copper tube or wire, hanging from a flexible stranded wire alligator clip. The vinegar covers the tube to a depth of about a half of an inch. The tube does not quite touch the magnet, but is free to swing around.

A piece of aluminum foil also rests in the vinegar (this can be a copper wire instead, it is not critical).

When we connect a source of about 30 to 50 volts (some 9 volt batteries connected in series) to the foil and the tube, the tube starts to revolve around the magnet. We also get lots of bubbles of hydrogen and oxygen, but for this project that is just a side effect.

We have created a homopolar motor. Unlike our previous motors, this one does not change the poles of an electromagnet from north to south and back.

As the current flows through the copper wire (or tube in our case), a magnetic field is created around it. This magnetic field interacts with the magnetic field of the magnet at the bottom of the bowl. The arrangement is set up so that the magnetic field in the wire exerts its force at a right angle to the magnetic field of the bottom magnet. This makes the wire circle that magnet.

Another simple homopolar motor is shown below.

homopolar motor made from a battery
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The photo above shows the parts before assembly. There are three magnets -- two small disks, and one cube whose north pole we have marked with an "N". The magnets are from our catalog. There is a D cell battery, and a bare copper wire we have formed into a shape whose form will make sense shortly.

battery motor animation

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The two small disk magnets are set on top of the North pole of the cube magnet. The loop in the bottom of the wire form is then placed in top of the two disks. The loop is just barely larger than the disks. The positive pole of the battery is then carefully placed on top of the disks, and the pointed end of the wire form is placed in the dimple at the top of the battery.

When the whole structure is balanced on the cube magnet, the wire begins spinning around the battery.

What is going on here is similar to what is going on in our vinegar version.

The current from the battery is flowing through the wire on both sides of the wire form. This creates a magnetic field around the wire. This field interacts with the field from the cube magnet and the disks. The wire's field creates a force at right angles to the field from the magnets. This causes the right side of the wire to be pushed towards you, and the left side to be pushed away from you. This action continues until the battery runs down.

Suppose we held onto the wire, and let the magnet move? We can do that by simply setting the battery on the table, on its side. Click on the photo to see an animation of what happens.

battery motor animation

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The wire rotates until it hits the table. The force continues after the wire can no longer rotate, and so instead of the wire rotating, the battery and the magnets rotate. This makes the battery roll along the table like a steam roller.

You can now see that we are very close to our railgun design. The railgun is really just two of these battery rollers connected end-to-end. The battery is now external, and the wires have been replaced by the rails. The magnetic field in the rails creates a force at right angles to the magnetic field of the railgun trolley's wheels, and causes them to roll.



and to think, i could reproduce
 

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Tall buildings shake
Voices escape
Singing sad sad songs
Tuned to two chords
Strung down your cheeks
Bitter memories
Turning your orbit around
 
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