The F U Thread

[Syrup Beaver]

*buys tons of evian stock*

 

[Duke]

idiots would be buying pallets of evian to water their saguaros.

They can use Gatoraide. Because it contains electrolytes, which of course, everything needs.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Water?
Like from the toilet?

 

[JAXvillain]

that movie was awesome

 

[Visker]

polo.

 

[b_sinning]

F U to the motherfucker that stole my bike this morning. That's the third one this year. I still have the seat with me so I hope they enjoyed the pole up their asses as they rode off.

F U to the police force that has a task force assigned to ticketing fucking Jay walkers but don't give a shit about the high number of bike thefts because they can't make any money off of solving theft crimes.

 

[JAXvillain]

bummer man...hope you're just hitting CL for cheapo bikes at this point
maybe you can buy your own bike back!

 

[b_sinning]

This one I hated but I got it free from my sister.

 

[APRIL]

Are you locking the bike up? That's crazy!

 

[b_sinning]

It had two different types of chain locks and I had removed the seat.

 

[Duke]

WTF, who steals bikes anymore?

 

[JAXvillain]

WTF, who steals bikes anymore?

this guy

 

[b_sinning]

I think I see one of my bikes.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Keep an eye on CL and Ebay for it, set up a meeting and empty your entire clip.

 

[JAXvillain]

B, I think I found your bike
http://savannah.craigslist.org/bik/1245081277.html

 

[JAXvillain]

here's an actual one http://savannah.craigslist.org/bik/1245905356.html
yes, I'm that bored

 

[APRIL]

If you're bored why don't you do my accounting homework for me?

 

[JAXvillain]

If you're bored why don't you do my accounting homework for me?

leaving to play golf in 10 or I'd totally take you up on that

 

[APRIL]

Daarrrnnnn. Let me know when you're bored. I always have LOTS of homework. =P

 

[b_sinning]

here's an actual one http://savannah.craigslist.org/bik/1245905356.html
yes, I'm that bored

I looked at that one. I think I shouldn't get a bike for a week or two. I'm a little bitter about it. I caught myself figuring out a way to electrify the chain lock to taser the thief and that line of thinking will probably end up with me in jail and a extra crispy 13 year old kid.