The F U Thread

I looked at that one. I think I shouldn't get a bike for a week or two. I'm a little bitter about it. I caught myself figuring out a way to electrify the chain lock to taser the thief and that line of thinking will probably end up with me in jail and a extra crispy 13 year old kid.

Just always wear gloves when you touch the bike :shady:

Although, I was thinking earlier that spring loaded blades in the top tube would be a nice surprise...
 
I have grass AND an orange tree in my backyard. And my eye is better, I think I scratched it, luckily it was fine when I woke up the next morning.
 
FU Discount Tire. Broke off one of my lugnuts yesterday during a simple tire change. Now I have to sit here while this other shop drills out the stud. All the while I'm supposed to be at work finishing up so I can go on vacation next week. I see a Saturday workday in my future :(
 
F U to all the over the top Michael Jackson coverage. He's gone so move on. All of you sure didn't think he as a saint the week before he died so let it go.