Syrup Beaver
pants log
I looked at that one. I think I shouldn't get a bike for a week or two. I'm a little bitter about it. I caught myself figuring out a way to electrify the chain lock to taser the thief and that line of thinking will probably end up with me in jail and a extra crispy 13 year old kid.
Just always wear gloves when you touch the bike
Although, I was thinking earlier that spring loaded blades in the top tube would be a nice surprise...