GAY The christmas gift idea thread.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Where can I score some anthrax?

 

[tre]

Where can I score some anthrax?

at a record store in the metal section

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

at a record store in the metal section

Everyone needs a good classic metal record

 

[Darth Handsome]

 

[tre]

Everyone needs a good classic metal record

sometimes you just gotta bring the noise

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Fuck, now Im gonna have to watch the Dredd movie again
Hey, someone can get me the bluray of that for christmas
thanks

 

[Darth Handsome]

Fuck, now Im gonna have to watch the Dredd movie again
Hey, someone can get me the bluray of that for christmas
thanks

Those flicks suck. Just watch Anthrax again.

 

[tre]

im gonna watch this on Christmas morning

 

[Floptical]

For @APRIL

https://www.amazon.com/What-Expect-...keywords=what+to+expect+when+you're+expecting

 

[HipHugHer]

Still need a life-size cardboard cutout of the most interesting man in the world.

Time is getting short, especially if you only count sober days.

 

[APRIL]

For @APRIL

https://www.amazon.com/What-Expect-...keywords=what+to+expect+when+you're+expecting

Not okay.

 

[gee]

Still need a life-size cardboard cutout of the most interesting man in the world.

Time is getting short, especially if you only count sober days.

Just use a cardboard Jared Fogle figure. Must be lots of them left over from Subway.

 

[HipHugHer]

Just use a cardboard Jared Fogle figure. Must be lots of them left over from Subway.

It has to be the most interesting man in the world, not just any old Chester.

 

[gee]

It has to be the most interesting man in the world, not just any old Chester.

So tape a Dos Equis beer case to it that covers up the sandwich. Done.

 

[HipHugHer]

So tape a Dos Equis beer case to it that covers up the sandwich. Done.

Fail.

 

[HipHugHer]

This is why you never ask engineers about artsy-fartsy things.

 

[gee]

I guarantee my solution will be more memorable.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So tape a Dos Equis beer case to it that covers up the sandwich. Done.

I dont always bang children*
But when i do, im banging down some doseqis , too!





*yes i do lol

 

[Petunia]

I have no idea what to get CEO for Xmas this year....
Ugh.
That nigga has everything


Sent from my CEOs corner office broom closet