GAY The christmas gift idea thread.

[HipHugHer]

For people like that, I usually find something they like and engrave it... Decanter, glasses, etc.

Could have his Viagra bottle engraved for those special 4-hour moments.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I want the same thing I want every year : some goddamn peace and quiet

And some booze.

 

[HipHugHer]

That's "Today's Man" for you, Hips. And you thought the sensitive men of the 80s were pussies.

Turns out that metrosexual stuff is contagious after all.

 

[nukes]

Here's what real men like:
Guns
Computers
Other tech
Musical instruments
Surfboards
Mountain bike
Kayaks
Jet packs

 

[Darth Handsome]

Could have his Viagra bottle engraved for those special 4-hour moments.

I hope she doesn't try a comeback to this. That will probably kill what's left of her self respect.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Here's what real men like:
Guns
Computers
Other tech
Musical instruments
Surfboards
Mountain bike
Kayaks
Jet packs

And the Return button.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Here's what real men like:
Guns
Computers
Other tech
Musical instruments
Surfboards
Mountain bike
Kayaks
Jet packs

And booze

 

[nukes]

And 10 free rub and tugs.

 

[tre]

And some booze.

And booze

I see you've dipped into the gift you got this morning

 

[HipHugHer]

And booze

And some goddamn peace and quiet for once.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And some goddamn peace and quiet for once.

And some booze

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I see you've dipped into the gift you got this morning

No, but it is definitely calling my name

 

[APRIL]

For people like that

I'd like to get him Egyptian cotton sheets for his bed, something on the 1500+ thread count range




Sent from my CEOs corner office broom closet

Embroider "Kill Me" on them. Well.... KM

 

[adi]

And booze

Malana

 

[HipHugHer]

I think Adi has the hots for our first lady. Sure seems to bring her name up a lot.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I think Adi has the hots for our first lady. Sure seems to bring her name up a lot.

If she can get good hash then I like her too.

 

[Petunia]

Getting someone a Visa gift card = exactly what you describe, it's lazy as fuck. They also make cashiers and customers behind you in the lineup hate you... "That'll be 95 bucks" "ok, I got this 50 dollar gift card, and this 25 dollar gift card, and I'll pay the rest with my debit card..."

This is different, you're giving someone the awkward mission of walking into a store and being like "clothes? dildos? vibrators? lubes? handcuffs and straps and things?! SO MANY THINGS! WHAT DO I DO?!"... of course followed by the *real* christmas gift when they come home with whatever.

Dildos and lubes are nothing in our world babe!
We are KeeEO!


Sent from my CEOs corner office broom closet

 

[adi]

I think Adi has the hots for our first lady. Sure seems to bring her name up a lot.

Malana? Where!!

 

[kiwi]

Bed sheets?

Lotions?

For a dude?

No wonder y'all had to settle.

Yeah that's not what I got my husband. I was simply being sarcastic due to previous conversations.

 

[HipHugHer]

Yeah that's not what I got my husband. I was simply being sarcastic due to previous conversations.

Thank God somebody around here has some sense.