Thanksgiving is almost upon us

theacoustician said:
I'm a nerd and I'm using MS Project to map out the order I need to do my cooking in.

But your little weird unique tendacies like that are why we love you so much. :heart:
 
I heard theac is quite the cook, where did you get your skills man?

I cook too, actually in my family all of the males cook - it's a very German thing
 
elpmis said:
I heard theac is quite the cook, where did you get your skills man?

I cook too, actually in my family all of the males cook - it's a very German thing
It started in college. I got to eat out at a lot of kick ass places, but couldn't afford to go that often. So I had to figure out how to make the stuff myself. Just read recipes, watch chefs, and experiment is how I do my thing.
 
theacoustician said:
It started in college. I got to eat out at a lot of kick ass places, but couldn't afford to go that often. So I had to figure out how to make the stuff myself. Just read recipes, watch chefs, and experiment is how I do my thing.


You're like a gay man's dream. By gay man I mean me, and by dream I mean I want to fuck you.
 
Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey dee and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.

White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble gee and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
 
theacoustician said:
It started in college. I got to eat out at a lot of kick ass places, but couldn't afford to go that often. So I had to figure out how to make the stuff myself. Just read recipes, watch chefs, and experiment is how I do my thing.
Do you dig Iron Chef? It's quite possibly my favorite show of all time
 
Man I wish I could cook. I have some amazing cookbooks, including some professional grade ones, but I never get around to buying the ingredients or equipment necessary. I'm pretty patient and meticulous though so I bet I'd be really good at it. Cooking and ballroom dancing are the two things I want to learn how to do.
 
Fat Burger said:
I'm tempted to make my own small turkey just to ensure I have leftovers. There's nothing better than a next-day turkey and ham sandwich :D
nononononono.


Its turkey and mayo on toasted bread. That's it. No more.
 
Valve1138 said:
Add stuffing to that and you've got a real sammich.
No, you fuckin' heathens. It's turkey, cold. Bread toasted, preferably a nice wheat or sourdough. A thin coat of mayo on either side of the bread. Period. There is no more to the perfect turkey sammich.