Tell me how to make eggnog in a sensual way

[Syrup Beaver]

He didn't keep his hands inside the car last time and consequently is no longer capable of tickling anything. Roller coasters are not toys, despite all the giggling and screaming and adrenaline-pumping fun.

There's a feather attachment for the HandHook2000 (tm), or did he lose the arms completely?

 

[Sarcasmo]

There's a feather attachment for the HandHook2000 (tm), or did he lose the arms completely?

Only from the elbows down, more or less, so if you know of a decent prosthetic hook a brutha up.

 

[Galen]

Story about punching a horse please.

Well, I wanted to punch a horse. Badly. But I'd probably have been beaten if I did.

Ungrateful, shitty, assholes of animals.

 

[thrawn]

Chikken's time-honored eggnog recipe:

Ingredients:

12 eggs
1 1/2 cups sugar
1 quart cream
Vanilla (to taste)
Dash of nutmeg
1 bottle (750ml) of scotch whisky


Seperate eggs at room temp. Beat yolks till creamed with about half of sugar, whites till peaked then add other half of sugar. Beat cream till stiff. Then fold all together. Add vanilla to taste - but remember that a little bit of vanilla goes a long way. Empty mixture into dog bowl, pour scotch in glass and enjoy!

this is the only eggnog recipe one needs to know.