Halp Teets: Are you a snob like me?

[Mr. Argumentor]

I grill very well, but my favorite dishes are stovetop stuff

 

[APRIL]

There are few cuts of steak that I actually like. As a holdover from when I was young and very picky I don't like much gristle or fat, so I always end up trimming it a lot.

Same here... I can't even stand bacon. (here come the neg reps, ugh)

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

The fuck.... don't like bacon?

No, we can't hang out...

 

[APRIL]

Bacon =

You know it's like 70% gristle or fat, right?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

It's when gristle and fat is chewy that it bothers me. Bacon, when done correctly, has no chewy

Also, she should get closer to the bowl, or she'll get splash

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Chewy bacon

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

FUCK chewy bacon
Especially on a burger or something.

 

[JAXvillain]

FUCK chewy bacon
Especially on a burger or something.

never acceptable. ever. fuck gristle.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

never acceptable. ever. fuck gristle.

Best bacon cheese burger I had ever had was basically a patty with another patty made of deep-fried bacon on top of it. Fuck it was awesome

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Chewy bacon and gristle are NOT the same thing.

Gristle, like on a porkchop, makes me hwarf.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Strangely enough, pork chop gristle doesn't bother me as much...

 

[eileenbunny]

So maybe pig fat is okay, but not other kinds of fat? I'm in the same boat really. I trim meat a lot to get rid of the icky parts. I only really want muscle without any connective tissue or fat or other stuff.

 

[fly]

Chewy bacon and gristle are NOT the same thing.

Exactly.

 

[MadDog]

srsly fuck chewy bacon

crispy bacon ftw

 

[fly]

I'm not a bacon snob. I'll take it any way I can get it.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

srsly fuck chewy bacon

crispy bacon ftw

I've been trying to convert Bicuspid to this line of logical thinking for years now.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I've been trying to convert Bicuspid to this line of logical thinking for years now.

When you cook bacon just cook it crispy no matter what.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Thick cut bacon is better chewy
Thin cut bacon is better crispy
It is known.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Except the Misturrrh likes cooking breakfast on the weekends. Especially after I've come back from a 9-10 mile run.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

I made my own chocolate covered bacon earlier this year for a friend's birthday present. It was decidedly chewy. Yet delicious.