Steven Seagal rules, who's with me?

[APRIL]

I'm productless today so guess again. He's a greasy sausage-fingered fat ass.



Speaking of- April, why aren't you all of this greasy fucker's tip???

Grease... where's the grease?

 

[BigDov]

Grease... where's the grease?

Look at the sheen on his forehead, that slicked back hair....... screw the acting, he should be a poster boy for Jiffy Lube.

 

[Restless]

This Picture makes me laugh out loud...WORD...

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Woah hey there. :sucky:

It really is tulku lama, but I dont' recongnize him as one. I am only a Buddhist to make myself look deep and intense to chicks.

Alas, I have not lost 20lbs.

You're an infrequent Buddhist, admit it, you don't even know what sanskrit is.

 

[APRIL]

Look at the sheen on his forehead, that slicked back hair....... screw the acting, he should be a poster boy for Jiffy Lube.

Oh, I was hoping for a cup of leftover french fry grease to wash down this 15lb turkey I just ate. =\

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You seem pretty scary sexually..

True Story.

Well yes, it has been remarked upon.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Look at the sheen on his forehead, that slicked back hair....... screw the acting, he should be a poster boy for Jiffy Lube.

He's so kickass he doesn't need to act.

 

[BigDov]

Oh, I was hoping for a cup of leftover french fry grease to wash down this 15lb turkey I just ate. =\

Follow him around long enough I'm sure you could get all of that and more.......





wtf turkey?

 

[APRIL]

He's so kickass he doesn't need to act.

He's so ugly, just face it.




I'd rather do fly.

 

[BigDov]

He's so kickass he doesn't need to act.

And we all wish he wouldn't.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

He's so ugly, just face it.




I'd rather do fly.

William has some dashing good looks, that's for sure. I'd have them both.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

And we all wish he wouldn't.

He doesn't, that's the point. He comes, he kicks ass, he leaves.

 

[Baron Von Awesome]

Alas, I have not lost 20lbs.

You're an infrequent Buddhist, admit it, you don't even know what sanskrit is.

Oh snap Fatty McBeef in the house. All that weight has gone to your chest.

I'm actually way more frequent, reading every day, listening to tons of Dharma teachings on the iPod at work. I have sanskrit in my skin woman, I know what it is.

 

[Sp`ange]

Hes a pudgey washed-up, slow, bad acting loser that beats his wife whose best movie was 'executive decision' and that is only because his character died.

fixt

 

[BigDov]

He doesn't, that's the point. He comes, he kicks ass, he leaves.

His mere presence on the screen insinuates "acting".... that's the shit that needs to stop.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh snap Fatty McBeef in the house. All that weight has gone to your chest.

I'm actually way more frequent, reading every day, listening to tons of Dharma teachings on the iPod at work. I have sanskrit in my skin woman, I know what it is.

Some of it sure....

I'm impressed, something musta changed a lot, you did fuck all like a year ago. Yeah I know, you think I'd forget that?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

His mere presence on the screen insinuates "acting".... that's the shit that needs to stop.

Well I'm sorry you're getting that vibe from him but really, his whole aura insinuates he turned up on shoot to kick some villain ass.

 

[APRIL]

Steven Segal looks horrid and can't act.

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[Millions]

I took Aikido for several years. The guy who taught it to me had, at one point, actually trained at Steven Segal's Aikido dojo. Apparently, he's not a very compassionate guy and would send my teacher home bleeding, brusied or broken after every session.

 

[Baron Von Awesome]

Some of it sure....

I'm impressed, something musta changed a lot, you did fuck all like a year ago. Yeah I know, you think I'd forget that?

You're not fat, shut up.

At some point I have to take it seriously, it's been a gradual thing, and I still skip doign stuff to play computer games, then feel guilty.