Sprung Meat

[fly]

Buy a ticket with what? It's not a bartering system. Cash only.

Right now I have some toenail clippings and a wadded up kleenex.

Skip a meal twice a week and you'd have the cash. If you don't go, its cause you hate us.

 

[water]

Buy a ticket with what? It's not a bartering system. Cash only.

Right now I have some toenail clippings and a wadded up kleenex.

Sell what is wadded up in the Kleenex. Jeez man, do I have to think of everything?

 

[Thorn Bird]

Buy a ticket with what? It's not a bartering system. Cash only.

Right now I have some toenail clippings and a wadded up kleenex.

you'd better get to weavin' some au natural wreaths for christmas outta what's in your pockets then. WE ARE NOT ACCEPTING BULLSHIT NOS.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Sell what is wadded up in the Kleenex. Jeez man, do I have to think of everything?

bahahahahahaaa

shit, I have to spred some rep around before I can give you more.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

U fgt, whos gonna do the gay hobbit scene with me?

 

[Thorn Bird]

drool, pack him in your suitcase and bring him out. or eat him and then shit him back together in fly's toilet.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

or eat him and then shit him back together in fly's toilet.

*looks at poster name*




*faints*

 

[fly]

U fgt, whos gonna do the gay hobbit scene with me?

Now theac HAS to go.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

drool, pack him in your suitcase and bring him out. or eat him and then shit him back together in fly's toilet.

who the hell are you?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Buy a ticket with what? It's not a bartering system. Cash only.

Right now I have some toenail clippings and a wadded up kleenex.

Claim the clippings are Mick Jagger's and sell 'em on Ebay++

 

[water]

There has been secret discussion about have a full-formal dinner during the meat (actual thread/discussion coming soon). May I also suggest the following events:

- Hawaiin Shirt day/night
- Pajama Party
- Pin the tale on Sarcasmo (this would require Sarcasmo coming, and his attendance is therefore no longer negotiable on pain of death.)
-Other stuff goes here

Any other suggestions for events we want to plan?

 

[fly]

scavenger hunt

 

[Sarcasmo]

High colonics, sponsored by Drool & Assoc.

 

[Pandora]

There has been secret discussion about have a full-formal dinner during the meat (actual thread/discussion coming soon). May I also suggest the following events:

- Hawaiin Shirt day/night
- Pajama Party
- Pin the tale on Sarcasmo (this would require Sarcasmo coming, and his attendance is therefore no longer negotiable on pain of death.)
-Other stuff goes here

Any other suggestions for events we want to plan?

I'm all for the above. Tho by formal dinner you mean eating waffles off of flys ass right?

 

[JAXvillain]

sorry to hear that sarc...poor bubbles isn't going to get her dream of having 2 men at once

 

[fly]

sorry to hear that sarc...poor bubbles isn't going to get her dream of having 2 men at once

Are you implying that she would WITH YOU TWO???

 

[Sarcasmo]

Are you implying that she would WITH YOU TWO???

At least 9 times before passing out.

 

[water]

At least 9 times before passing out.

You're aware that what you're probably planning is called rape in a lot of places, right?

 

[Sarcasmo]

You're aware that what you're probably planning is called rape in a lot of places, right?

It's only rape if the person isn't willing, dude.

 

[fly]

You're aware that what you're probably planning is called rape in a lot of places, right?

How'd that friend make out with last summ...

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