lol. They're probably harboring the mexican version of the loch ness monster down there, waiting to release it in 2012, because the Mayans left instructions telling them to do so.
No-one tried to sell me chicklets
Maybe the chupacabra does live down there!
THATS why no one can find it!
It's amphibious?Maybe the chupacabra does live down there!
THATS why no one can find it!
I was assaulted by the little varmints just outside the port one time
No-one offered to braid my hair either, so strange...
Just bottled actually
But we had ice in some drinks, and ate salsa outside of the hotel, etc.
Supposedly unsafe activities.
I also had steak tartare
there's over 500 miles of underwater caves currently mapped out in the yucatan.
about 60 miles of it is located in chikken's large intestine
At mile 23, there is a taco stand with two for one beers every Thursday.
LMAO@repeating the same meaning over and over.
Hell, you can tell an american driver 'Your exit 2 miles'... 'Your exit 1 mile'... 'Your exit 1200 feet' and they still won't pay attention until they are 2 feet past the exit and do a sudden swerve to the right across 5 lanes of traffic to get on it.