Some jokes for Thrawn

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What do vegetarian dingos eat?

Cabbage patch kids.

I actually lol-ed at that one

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

omg where did you get that from? that's brilliant

 

[Coqui]

omg where did you get that from? that's brilliant

It's older than dirt

 

[Coqui]

I don't get it

obscene clone fall = obscene phone call

 

[smileynev]

obscene clone fall = obscene phone call

oh

Not very good, sorry.

 

[Coqui]

oh

Not very good, sorry.

It's not supposed to be (as are none of the jokes here.

now you guys post some crappy jokes

remember?

 

[thrawn]

How does a Jew compute an improper integral?
He takes the kosher principal value.

 

[thrawn]

What about 68?


do me and i'll owe you 1

 

[thrawn]

trig for farmers: swine and cowswine

 

[tre]

trig for farmers: swine and cowswine

ahahaha, my bro is a hog farmer, and i love math

 

[BigDov]

trig for farmers: swine and cowswine

that's pretty good.....

 

[thrawn]

ask a math guy how his parrot died:

polynomial. polygon.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I knew mikey would save this thread

 

[thrawn]

why you shouldn't say "i am, therefore i think"

you're placing de horace before descartes

 

[thrawn]

what keeps a square in the same place?


square roots

 

[thrawn]

shotgun wedding: case of wife or death

 

[thrawn]

banning bras would be a flop

 

[Coqui]

Chicken is laying in bed smoking a cigarette.
Egg is watching extremely frustrated.
Out of nowhere, the egg rolls over and flips over the covers and looks down.
Egg says furiously, "Now I know where the saying comes from"

 

[tre]

so this dyslexic man walks into a bra....

 

[thrawn]

what do eskimos get from sitting on ice all the time?


polaroids