Some jokes for Thrawn

Why does my shit smell so fucking terrible?

No seriously, why does my shit smell so fucking terrible, can someone please help me
 
A scientist cloned himself, but the experiment created a duplicate who used very foul language. As the clone cursed and swore, the scientist finally pushed him out the window. The clone fell to the ground and broke his leg. Later the scientist was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
 
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet
became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person.
Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and
became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very
bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a . . .

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
 
fartslinger said:
A scientist cloned himself, but the experiment created a duplicate who used very foul language. As the clone cursed and swore, the scientist finally pushed him out the window. The clone fell to the ground and broke his leg. Later the scientist was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

I don't get it