WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The joke here is that I write meticulously detailed instructions that no one will read

 

[Jehannum]

The joke here is that I write meticulously detailed instructions that no one will read

If I bothered to write instructions, I'd be the one having to follow them, so I don't bother.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If I bothered to write instructions, I'd be the one having to follow them, so I don't bother.

my instructions end up in the hands of knuckle-dragging field hands so I have to include lots of big pretty pictures

 

[Jehannum]

Moved into my new office, and it looks like somebody's last act in here was to shake up a soda and just let it fly.

Either that, or there are just boogers wiped everywhere.

Got a lotta bleachin' to do.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Jehannum]

Oh man, and all the plausible deniability I had in cube land is gone. Those farts in my office definitely came from me.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

you just need a fan behind you directed towards the door blowing them out in to the hall
Then they could be anybodys

 

[Jehannum]

I have to keep my door closed, it's part of The Rules™.

I think I'm going to go get an air purifier though.

 

[ZRH]

I have to keep my door closed, it's part of The Rules™.

I think I'm going to go get an air purifier though.

Or you know. Don't fart?

 

[Jehannum]

Or you know. Don't fart?

Why not just ask the sun not to shine?

 

[ZRH]

Why not just ask the sun not to shine?

I hate the sun.

 

[august]

Or you know. Don't fart?

don't tell his butthole how to live

 

[august]

YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY BUTTHOLE'S REAL DAD

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

It's too cold for this damn adhesive to stick, I blame @Strings.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Or you know. Don't fart?

hed just swell up and pop, leaving an even bigger mess than the one he found

 

[ZRH]

YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY BUTTHOLE'S REAL DAD

Its ok. You can still call me Daddy

 

[Valve1138]

hed just swell up and pop, leaving an even bigger mess than the one he found

He does that anyway though.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

They spent more than half a decade developing this new device and still had to rush them out, buggy as hell, since the old ones ran on 3G. Hardware is shit and the software is even shittier. Good thing I'm paid by the hour.

#ProfitMotive

 

[fly]

The joke here is that I write meticulously detailed instructions that no one will read

I write instructions so that an idiot could understand. I write instructions for myself.

 

[fly]

you just need a fan behind you directed towards the door blowing them out in to the hall
Then they could be anybodys

We need to design a fart transfer unit, stat. Pipe that shit into someone else's office./