WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Strings]

I'm on the start of a 4 day weekend.
I took Monday and Tuesday just because and to decompress.
February was one of those months.
At least in glue land it was.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im off week after next
Going to the hill country for a few days to hide out

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

On to my last client of the day. Doing therapy with people is wild. Some days I can barely take it and other days I'm dancing inside.

 

[Petunia]

i’m ignoring my work duties and taking advantage of the sunshine (still cold AF) and doing some friday shopping
i told my boss/narc i was in a meeting with a supplier and that’s a big fat lie

 

[HipHugHer]

i’m ignoring my work duties and taking advantage of the sunshine (still cold AF) and doing some friday shopping
i told my boss/narc i was in a meeting with a supplier and that’s a big fat lie

You should sabotage his enterprise then pick it up for pennies on the dollar.

 

[Jehannum]

my HP employee discount still works, and I just saved $60 on toner for my stupid printer.

 

[fly]

I just missed a huge discount to get a new couch from LoveSac (not what you think it is!). Sucks, but hopefully next year.

 

[Jehannum]

I just missed a huge discount to get a new couch from LoveSac (not what you think it is!). Sucks, but hopefully next year.

Is that the name of your amazon storefront?

 

[OOD]

I just missed a huge discount to get a new couch from LoveSac (not what you think it is!). Sucks, but hopefully next year.

Sounds like a Snuggie for your balls.

 

[gee]

Is that the name of your amazon storefront?

From LoveZac, it's the LoveSac!

 

[wetwillie]

Now with Frumunda Guard!

 

[Ex` ange]

I just missed a huge discount to get a new couch from LoveSac (not what you think it is!). Sucks, but hopefully next year.

They make some nice couches but they are crazy expensive.

 

[fly]

They make some nice couches but they are crazy expensive.

My aunt got a $5k couch for ~$800. Pretty fucking sweet deal.

 

[Jehannum]

My aunt got a $5k couch for ~$800. Pretty fucking sweet deal.

No, she got a $400 couch for $800 that normally sells for $5k.

 

[fly]

No, she got a $400 couch for $800 that normally sells for $5k.

 

[Ex` ange]

My aunt got a $5k couch for ~$800. Pretty fucking sweet deal.

How?

 

[Jehannum]

How?

She bought it off craigslist.

 

[fly]

How?

They do a yearly employee sale. She doesn't actually work for them, but they use her company's softare.

 

[HipHugHer]

It's like at the grocery store when they raise the price of something from 40 cents to 80 cents they put a sign there saying "marked down from $5" like you're gonna think it's an awesome deal as if you didn't know it was 40 cents last week.

 

[Strings]

Those thieving big grocery execs.