WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Darth Handsome]

Luckily I don't play bass with this group. I'm on acoustic guitar and vocals.

Carry on then, youre practically a rock star

 

[Darth Handsome]

I didnt mean to post that twice, got a slow connection here at the bar. The manager is trying to convince me to go back to the office

 

[OOD]

I didnt mean to post that twice, got a slow connection here at the bar. The manager is trying to convince me to go back to the office

Don't do it.

 

[wetwillie]

I didnt mean to post that twice, got a slow connection here at the bar. The manager is trying to convince me to go back to the office

His office or work? You could get lucky if you meant his.

 

[Darth Handsome]

His office or work? You could get lucky if you meant his.

no one says "the office" unless theyre talking about their own, dummy

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ww always trying to make it weird

 

[HipHugHer]

no one says "the office" unless theyre talking about their own, dummy

So his office then.

 

[Darth Handsome]

So his office then.

 

[Jehannum]

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Sir, this is Denny's.

 

[wetwillie]

ww always trying to make it weird

My official duty.
Hey, while we're at it, yer dripping fella.

 

[Darth Handsome]

My official duty.
Hey, while we're at it, yer dripping fella.

I told you to stop being gross but did you listen to me noooooo Darth dont know nothin

 

[wetwillie]

I told you to stop being gross but did you listen to me noooooo Darth dont know nothin

Still ahead of you on all major life achievements pal. Darth ain't got shit.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Still ahead of you on all major life achievements pal. Darth ain't got shit.

bahaha

 

[wetwillie]

bahaha

They got me in a 4 m X 4 m. box at the office, but at least I have a door.

 

[Jehannum]

They got me in a 4 m X 4 m. box at the office, but at least I have a door.

I love the door on my cubicle. It gives all my farts plausible deniability.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Guy in the cubicle next to me was fartin up a storm today, to the point that my supervisor two cubicles down and one over popped up and asked him if he was doing ok.

 

[APRIL]

I love the door on my cubicle. It gives all my farts plausible deniability.

I had an office once and I'd fart in it all the time... then people would come in to bitch about their coworkers (it was HR, so that's all people do when they talk to HR) and get slammed in the face with my dirty toot cloud.

I got wise and started wearing eucalyptus lotion to drown out the smells. @Mustard Dispenser would not be proud of me.

 

[HipHugHer]

I had an office once and I'd fart in it all the time... then people would come in to bitch about their coworkers (it was HR, so that's all people do when they talk to HR) and get slammed in the face with my dirty toot cloud.

I got wise and started wearing eucalyptus lotion to drown out the smells. @Mustard Dispenser would not be proud of me.

You're supposed to stick a dryer sheet like Bounce or something in your underwear geez even I know that.

 

[Jehannum]

I had an office once and I'd fart in it all the time... then people would come in to bitch about their coworkers (it was HR, so that's all people do when they talk to HR) and get slammed in the face with my dirty toot cloud.

I got wise and started wearing eucalyptus lotion to drown out the smells. @Mustard Dispenser would not be proud of me.

Dead at dirty toot cloud.

 

[Jehannum]

You're supposed to stick a dryer sheet like Bounce or something in your underwear geez even I know that.

Pfft, what good is a fart if you don't share it.