WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

No burnt hobo smell as of yet, at least not strong enough to compete with the locals.

That will be some stiff competition, to be sure

 

[Strings]

I can smell Philly before I get to Philly.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Fires are out as of right now
Still smells like someone bbq'd a cat with the fur on tho
And the air quality is "super neato a-ok" according to the company that owns the burned chemical tanks

 

[nukes]

Cool beans.
They should have skin the cat though

 

[Jehannum]

Fires are out as of right now
Still smells like someone bbq'd a cat with the fur on tho
And the air quality is "super neato a-ok" according to the company that owns the burned chemical tanks

By the time anybody figures out that the air isn't OK, the people who are affected will have died.

 

[Petunia]

after today i have THREE days left on this project and it’s sayonara to this crazy commute (81km each way) and having to see Office Asa’s stupid face ever again
i’m gonna miss the stupid money they were paying me cuz of my gross Savant SAP expertise

 

[fly]

its only the dumz if you're putting the money that you would pay it off with into an investment thats netting more interest than your mortgage is taking.

So many people make that argument.... then let that liquid cash sit in a bank account earning .003%.

Hey, you should have read my post!

 

[fly]

after today i have THREE days left on this project and it’s sayonara to this crazy commute (81km each way) and having to see Office Asa’s stupid face ever again
i’m gonna miss the stupid money they were paying me cuz of my gross Savant SAP expertise

Is that like 5 miles?

 

[Valve1138]

Is that like 5 miles?

27 Hectares?

1299479503 Cubits?

 

[Petunia]

Is that like 5 miles?

it’s 50 miles puto

 

[nukes]

 

[Jehannum]

Did you just assume my gender?

 

[Jehannum]

I just dropped one of my cow-orkers' caffeine pills into his lotion while he was away from his desk.

Now we wait.

 

[Domon]

anddddd off to HR jenkum goes

 

[nukes]

anddddd off to HR jenkum goes

Only if he gets caught.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

more shenanigans
chemical leak in the area of my office and the city issued a shelter in place order so now I cant even go in
all roads in the area are closed down

what a fuckin mess

 

[Petunia]

more shenanigans
chemical leak in the area of my office and the city issued a shelter in place order so now I cant even go in
all roads in the area are closed down

what a fuckin mess

can i get a back story to this

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

can i get a back story to this

read back like 3 pages in this thread

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

now I have at least the morning to do whatever I feel like
I may go in the garage and saw up some wood just for fun
But first I think Ill listen to some alice cooper and look at reddit

 

[Strings]

now I have at least the morning to do whatever I feel like
I may go in the garage and saw up some wood just for fun
But first I think Ill listen to some alice cooper and look at reddit

Good thing you were home when the shelter in place order dropped.