WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[gee]

ah yes, the wade-in bidet

with massaging jets that do a fantastic scrubbing job.

Throw a chlorine tab in there once a month or so, it'll be OK

 

[Frau Blugher]

with massaging jets that do a fantastic scrubbing job.

Throw a chlorine tab in there once a month or so, it'll be OK

You COULD 3D print a turd and leave it in there too , for a laugh .

 

[gee]

You COULD 3D print a turd and leave it in there too , for a laugh .

A shovel full of dog crap would be a laugh too, and a whole lot quicker/easier.

 

[Frau Blugher]

A shovel full of dog crap would be a laugh too, and a whole lot quicker/easier.

Fine , wreck the place , burn the whole house down why not

 

[gee]

Fine , wreck the place , burn the whole house down why not

nah, just throw a chlorine tab in the hot tub, it'll be fine

maybe pull out and hose off the filters.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You COULD 3D print a turd and leave it in there too , for a laugh .

Id go for the classic floating baby ruth gag, myself

 

[Valve1138]

ah yes, the wade-in bidet

I bet you could Etsy rags on a stick for that too.

 

[wetwillie]

 

[gee]

 

[Ledboots]

I bet you could Etsy rags on a stick for that too.

 

[Darth Handsome]

If I can run a business, the ability of wiping your own ass is a useless metric.

You cant even fix the title thread

 

[Strings]

Fixing that sure would breathe some life into this place.

 

[Darth Handsome]

But giphy works
Fly & nukes are obvs working together

 

[nukes]

But giphy works
Fly & nukes are obvs working together

Totes

 

[nukes]

 

[APRIL]

Fixing that sure would breathe some life into this place.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

This one chick here gives me way too much attention because of my beard. I dont like it.

Today she was talking about how some guys use mini flat irons to straighten and smooth their beards, and they end up so soft. Then she asked me if my beard was soft.

She's gonna try and touch it one day, I know it.

 

[wetwillie]

This one chick here gives me way too much attention because of my beard. I dont like it.

Today she was talking about how some guys use mini flat irons to straighten and smooth their beards, and they end up so soft. Then she asked me if my beard was soft.

She's gonna try and touch it one day, I know it.

If she does, just dead-pan "a little lower if that is for my benefit."

 

[APRIL]

This one chick here gives me way too much attention because of my beard. I dont like it.

Today she was talking about how some guys use mini flat irons to straighten and smooth their beards, and they end up so soft. Then she asked me if my beard was soft.

She's gonna try and touch it one day, I know it.

Tell her to grow her own.

 

[Strings]