WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Duke]

Perhaps. He tried to weasel out of it trying to blame me for stuff I didn't do... so I sent him my time records and that got him to wise up because a court would have sided with me 100%. Plus I had emails from him confirming that he was going to pay "at some point."

Ugh. Good riddance.

It does suck though because I liked this client even though they were horrible at paying their bills. My oldest client too.

Ugh, that does suck. Especially your longest termed client. But I'm glad you got it straightened out for yourself.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I hate when people conclude an email with "Have a blessed day."
I need to start concluding all mine with "Hail Satan"
I can feel the butthurt already

 

[APRIL]

I hate when people conclude an email with "Have a blessed day."
I need to start concluding all mine with "Hail Satan"
I can feel the butthurt already

So pretentious.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The son of a bitch just did it again
godammit

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[APRIL]

I have this shirt... it works.

 

[gee]

Reply with "may his noodly appendage bless you too."

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[my little brony]

I used to put live long and proper in my work signature

 

[Duke]

Or just put a muslim version of 'have a blessed day' in yours. That'll probably get him going more than Hail Satan would.

 

[Domon]

Or just put a muslim version of 'have a blessed day' in yours. That'll probably get him going more than Hail Satan would.

that is indeed the ideal solution.

 

[fly]

Or just put a muslim version of 'have a blessed day' in yours. That'll probably get him going more than Hail Satan would.

أتمنى لك يوما سعيدا

 

[Duke]

that is indeed the ideal solution.

And less likely to get you into trouble with HR

 

[my little brony]

Or just put a muslim version of 'have a blessed day' in yours. That'll probably get him going more than Hail Satan would.

"Have a blessed day"

"insha'Allah"

 

[Ledboots]

 

[fly]

In the last 3 days, I've sold 44 of one of my products on Amazon. I'm going to run out of stock. Again. #FML

 

[Domon]

In the last 3 days, I've sold 44 of one of my products on Amazon. I'm going to run out of stock. Again. #FML

you're such a bad seller. 1 star.

 

[fly]

you're such a bad seller. 1 star.

It's got 4.5 stars!

 

[Domon]

1 star seller profile. 4.5 stars product profile.

 

[fly]

1 star seller profile. 4.5 stars product profile.

My seller account rating is higher than my product ratings.

 

[Valve1138]

In the last 3 days, I've sold 44 of one of my products on Amazon. I'm going to run out of stock. Again. #FML

Third/First world problems.