WTF So I just dick'd my butt

Canada doesn't have nuclear weapons, we have shitty bands to defend our sovereignty. If you piss us off, we will send these bands on tour in your country.

nickleback, beiber, celine dion... hell maybe we'll throw a goddamn music fest in your country and invite all three at once. hmm? HMM?
Dion is one of the greatest singers ever.
 
I was trying to find an eloquent way to put this shit out if it's misery and could never find just the right words. Leave it to a real actual pro to describe it so succinctly. Air Supply didn't suck at least.
 
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