WTF So I just dick'd my butt
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So that promotion I was supposed to get was officially killed today. Execs put a hiring freeze company wide like a week after I was told I got it because of "market uncertainty" and trump pulling out of nafta.
Pretty upset but atleast it got me to update my resume and linkedin.
Pretty upset but atleast it got me to update my resume and linkedin.
Went to see The Milf Slayer to discuss an outgoing part. As I get near his work area I hear moaning and groaning. Turn the corner and there is The Milf Slayer with his hands down his pants making all the noise. He turns and looks at me with a smile on his face and says," Dude! There is no better feeling than picking out a deep wedgie!!"
milf slayer is the best. But you should never shake hands with him
milf slayer is the best. But you should never shake hands with him
milf slayer is the best. But you should never shake hands with him
You've been warned three times now, Yeppers!
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Milf Slayer is my favorite poster here and he hasnt even posted anything yet
Went to see The Milf Slayer to discuss an outgoing part. As I get near his work area I hear moaning and groaning. Turn the corner and there is The Milf Slayer with his hands down his pants making all the noise. He turns and looks at me with a smile on his face and says," Dude! There is no better feeling than picking out a deep wedgie!!"
Went to see The Milf Slayer to discuss an outgoing part. As I get near his work area I hear moaning and groaning. Turn the corner and there is The Milf Slayer with his hands down his pants making all the noise. He turns and looks at me with a smile on his face and says," Dude! There is no better feeling than picking out a deep wedgie!!"
Yeah, sure it was a wedgie.
You really need to get Milf Slayer to post here.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
I don't think he is going to slay many milfs with that kind of behavior
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Oddly, image search doesn't find any t-shirts that specifically say Milf Slayer. Might be a niche for @APRIL . side business. Although it did find this for some peculiar reason.
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Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I'm glad I got to gravy this content multiple times.