So, I asked my wife...

[smileynev]

I ate 'em off the floor afterwards, and 'nev lapped up the Mountain Dew he spilled

I got some mountain dew on your donuts, sorry.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I got some mountain dew on your donuts, sorry.

omy...that sounds...erotic....

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I got some mountain dew on your donuts, sorry.

I was wondering why my sugar stick was lemony tasting

 

[fly]

Yeah, I've never seen a single picture of you.

I think every internet boy is Jaba.

 

[zengirl]

omg he's an Ewok!!


edit:

 

[fly]

I look like a cross between Tom Cruise and Henry Kissinger.

I was trying to blow my nose and fired a snot rocket when I read that.

 

[smileynev]

I was trying to blow my nose and fired a snot rocket when I read that.

Pics?

 

[smileynev]

omg he's an Ewok!!


edit:

We sand the Ewok song in sixth grade choir.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

We sand the Ewok song in sixth grade choir.

I like sanding Ewoks, gets 'em nice and smooth

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I was trying to blow my nose and fired a snot rocket when I read that.

Did it glare red?

 

[smileynev]

I like sanding Ewoks, gets 'em nice and smooth

Do you cure the meat first, or just fry it up?

 

[smileynev]

Did it glare red?

I heard Francis Scott Key was on a coke binge when he wrote that. Wasn't even looking out the window when he came up with the lyrics.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Do you cure the meat first, or just fry it up?

I fry some, but I cure a bunch for storing in barrels hidden in my lair

 

[fly]

I heard Francis Scott Key was on a coke binge when he wrote that. Wasn't even looking out the window when he came up with the lyrics.

that was elpmis.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I heard Francis Scott Key was on a coke binge when he wrote that. Wasn't even looking out the window when he came up with the lyrics.

Yeah, he was in a fetal position on the bottom of the hold of a ship, rocking back and forth

 

[smileynev]

that was elpmis.

elpmis is immortal?

 

[Galen]

You will always be Han in my eyes, smileynev

 

[smileynev]

You will always be Han in my eyes, smileynev

and you will always be whatshisname, Lando's co-pilot during the Battle of Endor.

 

[Galen]

and you will always be whatshisname, Lando's co-pilot during the Battle of Endor.

Apollo Creed

 

[ZRH]

Yeah, he was in a fetal position on the bottom of the hold of a ship, rocking back and forth

He wrote it the next day and he was on deck all night...