FYI So AP13 is spending a considerable amount of time in our guest room, masterbating

He should be here tomorrow afternoon. :omy:

What should we do to his room prior to his arrival?

If fly is not tired at the end of the day sweating and panting because he has shot so many loads all over the fabric in that room, he isnt doing his job.
 
Obviously as a welcome to FL, cover his bed and sheets in sand. That will make him feel at home.