FYI So AP13 is spending a considerable amount of time in our guest room, masterbating

Just don't be a pathetic mooch. You are there out of the graciousness of April and Fly to help yourself out of your rut. Be exceptionally thankful they are willing to help you and make sure you show them how thankful you are all the time.

Good luck to you, fair sir, and in the immortal words of Dame Rupaul, DON'T FUCK IT UP!

Pathetic mooch is a good term for the last person that occupied that room for an extended period. AP13 isn't like him at all though. Thank goodness!

It'll be fun-- he needs a desk and a chest of drawers... I'm already ready to go shopping with him. :lol:
 
It'll be fun-- he needs a desk and a chest of drawers... I'm already ready to go shopping with him. :lol:
Nothing to teach financial responsibility like shopping :p

Figured you wouldve made him join the Air Force or something.
 
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Pathetic mooch is a good term for the last person that occupied that room for an extended period. AP13 isn't like him at all though. Thank goodness!

It'll be fun-- he needs a desk and a chest of drawers... I'm already ready to go shopping with him. :lol:

got the desk covered, have a collapsible one that'll fit in the car. Since this is only for temporary purposes and i have a nice desk to eventually move wherever i end up... isn't really any reason to get a new one. does the room have a closet?
 
got the desk covered, have a collapsible one that'll fit in the car. Since this is only for temporary purposes and i have a nice desk to eventually move wherever i end up... isn't really any reason to get a new one. does the room have a closet?

Ya, it's a walk-in closet. We can probably get you a small chest of drawers to fit in there from Craigslist or something...
 
I was thinking making sure your area(s) are picked up and clean, cooking every once in a while, pitching in for utilities, dinners, and/or rent if you can, finding a job as soon as possible no matter what it is so you can bring in money while you look for something more permanent. You know, the stuff a decent person would do that had manners.

HEY! We all know what you mean. Would you lighten up if I sent you nude pics of Frost or would that just wind you tighter?