So a guy next to me at the urinal just asked if I take a lot of vitamins...

[b_sinning]

fly has some good smelling pee.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

btw, I don't think the dude saw my wang. My pee just smelled from the vitamins. I hope...

Yer pee must have some super smells to it if the dude could smell it over the general flatulence and other stenches that naturally linger in public mens rooms.

 

[Sarcasmo]

My office has floor-to-cieling dividers in them, thank the maker

I wish I had a urinal in my office. No more trips down the hall.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I wish I had a urinal in my office. No more trips down the hall.

Trashcan + rubber hose means never having to leave your chair

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wish I had a urinal in my office. No more trips down the hall.

Just put a milk jug in an empty computer case

When someone complains about the smell, just point and say "burnt fan"

 

[ZRH]

Most of the restrooms I saw in Britain were like that

Mostly just in pubs... The rest dont have urinals. Leeds was the best, just a big pit in the ground. lol

 

[Thorn Bird]

Just put a milk jug in an empty computer case

When someone complains about the smell, just point and say "burnt fan"

that did it. i ralphed.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Mostly just in pubs... The rest dont have urinals. Leeds was the best, just a big pit in the ground. lol

Even in museums and stuff, at least the ones I went to.

Didn't go to Leeds

 

[Syrup Beaver]

why don't men have their own privacy yet? isn't side-by-side urinals old yet? man...i'd never pee in public.

That reminds me....

I was lending a friend our car for her drivers test, and of course had to go to the test with her.

It was based out of this old armory in Quincy, and while in the waiting room I was suddenly afflicted with some of the worst gastro-intestinal pain of my life.

Wincing and walking doubled-over, I finally discovered that the men's 'restroom' was in the basement.

The restroom was a small cafeteria sized room with a row of toilets, no stalls and no door to the 'restroom'

I'm so traumatized by it I don't remember now if I used one, went in the bushes outside, or somehow held it until I got home.

 

[zengirl]

That reminds me....

I was lending a friend our car for her drivers test, and of course had to go to the test with her.

It was based out of this old armory in Quincy, and while in the waiting room I was suddenly afflicted with some of the worst gastro-intestinal pain of my life.

Wincing and walking doubled-over, I finally discovered that the men's 'restroom' was in the basement.

The restroom was a small cafeteria sized room with a row of toilets, no stalls and no door to the 'restroom'

I'm so traumatized by it I don't remember now if I used one, went in the bushes outside, or somehow held it until I got home.

I have bad dreams like this.

I'm in high school again, and in gym class, and I have to pee really bad... the bathrooms in the locker room are some medevil dungeon shit, and there are just toilets there with no dividers, and they're open to display to all of the other people in the locker rooms. And of course I can't go, because as aside from the performance anxiety...er... well.. it's a dream and if I could pee I'd be wetting the bed

 

[Bubbles]

I have bad dreams like this.

I'm in high school again, and in gym class, and I have to pee really bad... the bathrooms in the locker room are some medevil dungeon shit, and there are just toilets there with no dividers, and they're open to display to all of the other people in the locker rooms. And of course I can't go, because as aside from the performance anxiety...er... well.. it's a dream and if I could pee I'd be wetting the bed

Issues much??

 

[zengirl]

Issues much??

Yeah man, I hated high school gym class... the whole changing clothes thing was mortifying.

What I hated worse was getting lost and forgetting locker combinations, I still have dreams about that.

I guess it comes from switching schools so much... but yah, I have gotten lost in the school and forgotten my locker combo

HUG ME

 

[Sarcasmo]

Just put a milk jug in an empty computer case

When someone complains about the smell, just point and say "burnt fan"

Eeeexcellent.

 

[Bubbles]

Yeah man, I hated high school gym class... the whole changing clothes thing was mortifying.

What I hated worse was getting lost and forgetting locker combinations, I still have dreams about that.

I guess it comes from switching schools so much... but yah, I have gotten lost in the school and forgotten my locker combo

HUG ME

Oh Honey - It'll be ok, come here and let Erica hold you.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i never had a locker until high school. i had to ask my biology teacher to help me figure out how to unlock the damn thing.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yeah man, I hated high school gym class... the whole changing clothes thing was mortifying.

What I hated worse was getting lost and forgetting locker combinations, I still have dreams about that.

I guess it comes from switching schools so much... but yah, I have gotten lost in the school and forgotten my locker combo

HUG ME

Show me on the doll where you want me to touch you.

 

[Fat Burger]

fly, I'm guessing it was just loud, and he was complimenting you on your strong stream.







...better late than never?

 

[ZRH]

Yeah man, I hated high school gym class... the whole changing clothes thing was mortifying.

What I hated worse was getting lost and forgetting locker combinations, I still have dreams about that.

I guess it comes from switching schools so much... but yah, I have gotten lost in the school and forgotten my locker combo

HUG ME

You have to stop thinking of other people as actual people with feelings/thoughts. When you start to treat them like inanimate objects you find that it just doesnt matter.

 

[fly]

fly, I'm guessing it was just loud, and he was complimenting you on your strong stream.







...better late than never?

We can hope my friend, we can hope.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So I guess the real question here is:
Does flys pee taste as good as it smells?