shawndavid
Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
BeeRad said:honestly, I was asleep so who knows. for all I know I could have been in a search for the secret orb.
"Give us the orb!!!!"
BeeRad said:honestly, I was asleep so who knows. for all I know I could have been in a search for the secret orb.
elpmis said:it's probably a lot, but don't feel bad - I remember years ago watching a 20/20 about husbands that slept beat their wives while they slept next to them. No lie, they would literally just start kicking and punching the shit out of their mate in the middle of the night - in the morning they wouldn't remember any of it, well, the wife would
thrawn said:Most recently, my old roommate and I went out drinking. He cannot handle his booze, gets stupid drunk in no time flat. He went home, I stayed out later. When I finally did get home, I went up to my room and was playing on the computer. He stumbled up the stairs into my room in his boxers, acted as though nothing was wrong, and climbed over my laundry piles towards my closet. I asked him, what's up dude? I'm looking for something. What are you looking for? The bathroom. It's downstairs fella. He says, oh, and stumbled back down the stairs and didn't remember any of it.
BeeRad said:A buddy of mine pissed in his dish washer one time. I was still up drinking with his wife and a couple friends and all of a sudden you see ricky with his pants down pissing in the washer. They had to throw it away cause whos gonna use it now???
elpmis said:it's probably a lot, but don't feel bad - I remember years ago watching a 20/20 about husbands that slept beat their wives while they slept next to them. No lie, they would literally just start kicking and punching the shit out of their mate in the middle of the night - in the morning they wouldn't remember any of it, well, the wife would
shawndavid said:[IG]http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/stygian.jpg[/IMG]
"Give us the orb!!!!"
BeeRad said:I have to warn any girl who sleeps beside me not to lightly touch me in my sleep(scratch back, arm, ect). I have sleep beaten one of my first girlfriends cause of it. I tend to have alot of sleeping problems
thrawn said:I pissed in a clothes hamper one time.
bast_imret said:Damn. Well, I think I'll just leave after we have sex next time.
oh okayBeeRad said:I have to warn any girl who sleeps beside me not to lightly touch me in my sleep(scratch back, arm, ect). I have sleep beaten one of my first girlfriends cause of it. I tend to have alot of sleeping problems
thrawn said:I subsequently sat down on a clothes hamper, took a piss, and fell asleep in the closet.
elpmis said:oh okay
edit: you're fucked
BeeRad said:The worst part was trying to explain to her father, A large officer for the Tampa Police Department why his little 16 year old daughter had bruises. My parents had to go and talk to him about my sleeping problems.
bast_imret said:WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH A 16YO GIRL YOU LAZYTOWN PERV!!!?
Edit: lol, in before beerad's edit