Queef Smoking

also, the tea biscuits my mother used to make were definitely not as soft as the biscuits i've had in the south. not sure what the difference is, but it's probably less crisco or something.
 
I didn't either, but some quick googling found them to originate out of UK chip shops.
deep fried twinkie came from NY, albeit by someone originally from england.

though texas may have been the first place to sell deep fried butter, and more recently a deep fried coke.