WTF Q&A

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Apes:

WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO ENGLAND BITCH?

 

[Phoenix]

whoa there stalker...

UFC pits man vs. man in pure competition, something no other sport manages to do. the guys are highly skilled, trained in all different styles of fighting, in peak physhical condition, and work their asses off 365 days a year to maintain their skill levels. they enter the octogon on their own, they dont have a team to bail them out, and they put everything on the line when they do so. i particularly like the ufc becuase, even if there is trash talking beforehand (its rare), they almost always show each other respect after the match is done becuase they know what each other has been through to get there. there's really no other sport that compares in terms of raw competition.

don't get me wrong, i find football to be more entertaining, but there's still nothing quite like what the UFC has to offer.

so, whats your first name?

Phil.

Thanks, pretty comprehensive answer! (if a bit ghey..)

 

[Phoenix]

I'll answer. OVerall, prolly about a 9. Not where I thought I'd be, but then again I was sure I could make it being lazy and not having a college degree.

What do you do for a living?

Thanks.

I have to answer your question though, not the one Chicken Noodul asked me.

Sadly the answer is very boring: I'm an accountant.

 

[Phoenix]

Eleven.

you have to answer properly. especially if you want me to answer "why am I really here?" - that's quite a leading question.

Oh and Bree: yes, I know, I'm hoping it does get interesting !!

 

[APRIL]

Apes:

WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO ENGLAND BITCH?

Sometime in the future. I've never been off my continent.


We are going to NY in October though.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Thanks.

I have to answer your question though, not the one Chicken Noodul asked me.

Sadly the answer is very boring: I'm an accountant.

My sister-in-law is a London accountant also.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Sometime in the future. I've never been off my continent.


We are going to NY in October though.

You need to explore the big wide world m'dear! And I shall whisk you away to it.

 

[Phoenix]

My sister-in-law is a London accountant also.

So, Enema, tell me, how long did your first real relationship last, how old were you at the time, and are you still in touch with the guy/girl ?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So, Enema, tell me, how long did your first real relationship last, how old were you at the time, and are you still in touch with the guy/girl ?

Hmmm well first ever proper relationship - I was 16, it lasted 2 years and I am no longer in touch with him.

Now I've answered properly I'll refer to Chikken's question.

Why are you really here?

 

[fly]

i would have to say the 1st time I was with a woman.

You you liked sex with your mother better than your father as a child? Weird.

 

[APRIL]

i would have to say the 1st time I was with a woman.

Describe it please.

You you liked sex with your mother better than your father as a child? Weird.

Omfg, way to cross the line.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

you have to answer properly. especially if you want me to answer "why am I really here?" - that's quite a leading question.

Oh and Bree: yes, I know, I'm hoping it does get interesting !!

What? Mine goes to eleven, everything is beyond expecations.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

What? Mine goes to eleven, everything is beyond expecations.

He's not lying Phil. He's living the dream. 400lbs and counting...

 

[Phoenix]

Hmmm well first ever proper relationship - I was 16, it lasted 2 years and I am no longer in touch with him.

Now I've answered properly I'll refer to Chikken's question.

Why are you really here?

Well, partly because I'm genuinely quite bored at work and am fed up of trolling...sorry, posting elsewhere.

But the reason I started posting here the other day is because Kiki sent me a message on facebook. previously I didn't want to post here for certain reasons.

Anyhoo...

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Well, partly because I'm genuinely quite bored at work and am fed up of trolling...sorry, posting elsewhere.

But the reason I started posting here the other day is because Kiki sent me a message on facebook. previously I didn't want to post here for certain reasons.

Anyhoo...

'certain reasons'? Talk about not directly answering the question...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Suspicions confirmed.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Activate the hounds.

 

[Phoenix]

Suspicions confirmed.

what suspicions were they...................?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Why such a fan of e-stalking Phil?

 

[Phoenix]

Why such a fan of e-stalking Phil?

Sorry only one question per person.

Drool-Dad: Ever been attracted to a member of your own sex? If so did it ever go anywhere?