Post your hobo babble

[theacoustician]

Since its the official language of UF, seems only fitting we have a thread about it. Post your hobo babble and an English translation. Maybe we can start our own dictionary.

 

[jaxxor]

I can't think of any. Well, I can't remember any...

 

[b_sinning]

ShPow Wiggly Shakety Shake - Miss, you have a have a nice walk.

 

[wr3kt]

Unnnnnnnnnnnnn um uggggg - Nice Tv.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

thinktheyregonnatellmeicantputMYbiketherewellIllshowthemillputmybikewhereeverthehellidamnwellpleaseevenonSUNDAYSgodammitIdontlikepeppermintittastesmushyandyellowmexicansundancebutterwhensthenextsportspagecomeoutimhungry

 

[wr3kt]

That thing over there is the thing I did with that thing that one time we had a thing with that thing with the other thing or something - I saw that movie.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

der what do myatha toin coss ...

...what's going on in this thread?

 

[smileynev]

Hows about we not make fun of those less fortunate and instead do something constructive, like figure out ways to help the mentally ill.

 

[wr3kt]

Hows about we not make fun of those less fortunate and instead do something constructive, like figure out ways to help the mentally ill.

Is that a cry for help?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Hows about we not make fun of those less fortunate and instead do something constructive, like figure out ways to help the mentally ill.

sher mada do critttttttttttle boodnicke

 

[smileynev]

Is that a cry for help?

Just trying to speak for those that do not have a voice. I think we take for granted those things that we do have and tend to forget that there are many people out there who, for reasons beyond their control, cannot achieve the American Dream.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

dontneednoonespeakinforMEgodammitwhenIwasakidinthenavywespokeforourselvesrightUPtheflagpoleandoutontothedeckdagnabbitfor45centsanhouryouwouldlookoutintothewestandseethesettingpie,applepie,thatmakesamansicktohispants

 

[theacoustician]

Drool does this a little too well

 

[wr3kt]

Just trying to speak for those that do not have a voice. I think we take for granted those things that we do have and tend to forget that there are many people out there who, for reasons beyond their control, cannot achieve the American Dream.

So I brought the shock-treatment supplies out for nothing?

 

[smileynev]

So I brought the shock-treatment supplies out for nothing?

Yes you barbarian. Would you be happy if I shocked your father? Or your brother?

 

[wr3kt]

Yes you barbarian. Would you be happy if I shocked your father? Or your brother?

Are you my daddy?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

theyusedtoshockusbackin'namallthetimetheKeiserwouldbringoutthewhipsandtinfoilandsayGATHERROUNDBOYS!andwedalllineupforanicefriendlyzaptothecajonestwiceonsundayscuzsundayswerelongerbackthenandtheclocksweresmaller

 

[smileynev]

Are you my daddy?

no

 

[APRIL]

Are you my daddy?

I'm yo daddy, bish. Grab your ankles son, it's going to hurt.

 

[BigDov]

I'm yo daddy, bish. Grab your ankles son, it's going to hurt.

Bad imagery! BAAAD IMAGERY!!!