WTF Post in here and I will tell you 3 things I know about you

[APRIL]

Dont eat pancakes, fatsos.

I eat what I want.... in reasonable portions.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You're all fat.

 

[APRIL]

You're all fat.

I'm fucking huge. GET IN MAH BELLY

 

[adi]

You're not alone. Forgive me for slipping out of character for a second, but Im one of the most self destructive person Ive ever met.

Second most....

 

[tre]

You're all fat.

i'm just bulking up for the winter

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm fucking huge. GET IN MAH BELLY

You're flushing your chance with the Wickster straight down the toilet with this kind of talk.

 

[Darth Handsome]

i'm just bulking up for the winter

You're flushing your chance with the Wickster straight down the toilet with this kind of talk.

 

[Strings]

Two warnings!
This is seriously serious.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im not fat, I just really need to take a dump

 

[Strings]

Maple = Yuck.
Gag.

 

[tre]

Maple = Yuck.
Gag.

maybe they will come out with some type of maple scented glue for you to ease into it

 

[Darth Handsome]

Now one the Office Unhotties has a big bag of cookies on her desk. I went in there & said, "Okay so the McDonalds, the pizza & fried chicken (twice!) & the Chinese food wasn't enough? Now you have to pass out cookies?"

Being the alpha means doing some dirty work sometimes.

 

[nukes]

Now one the Office Unhotties has a big bag of cookies on her desk. I went in there & said, "Okay so the McDonalds, the pizza & fried chicken (twice!) & the Chinese food wasn't enough? Now you have to pass out cookies?"

Being the alpha means doing some dirty work sometimes.

HR must hate the fuck out of you.

 

[Darth Handsome]

HR must hate the fuck out of you.

I have to talk my way out of a lot of shit.

 

[tre]

Now one the Office Unhotties has a big bag of cookies on her desk. I went in there & said, "Okay so the McDonalds, the pizza & fried chicken (twice!) & the Chinese food wasn't enough? Now you have to pass out cookies?"

Being the alpha means doing some dirty work sometimes.

she's moved on to dessert at least. Maybe 3 more courses of dessert and she'll be ready for your advice.

 

[APRIL]

You're flushing your chance with the Wickster straight down the toilet with this kind of talk.

For shame.

 

[APRIL]

Now one the Office Unhotties has a big bag of cookies on her desk. I went in there & said, "Okay so the McDonalds, the pizza & fried chicken (twice!) & the Chinese food wasn't enough? Now you have to pass out cookies?"

Being the alpha means doing some dirty work sometimes.

I don't think some people know what they are doing to themselves when they consistently eat that shit. Sure they say they know, but do they really?

Comments like, "shutup cunt, you can eat whatever you want and still be skinny" prove they have no idea what they are talking about.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

- Bans me, yet allows me in his house periodically to cuddle the shit out of his cats
- Is big and scary, but is the nicest guy ever and will most likely ban me for saying this
- Still needs to put a bowling alley in his garage man cave attic thingy

Treacherous falsehoods
You should be ashamed of yourself

 

[tre]

Treacherous falsehoods
You should be ashamed of yourself

sounds like someone needs some noogies

 

[nukes]

I don't think some people know what they are doing to themselves when they consistently eat that shit. Sure they say they know, but do they really?

Comments like, "shutup cunt, you can eat whatever you want and still be skinny" prove they have no idea what they are talking about.

I just rocked the salad bar at Harris Teeter.
100℅ dairy free.