Ontopic Poo-litical Thrad

[Darth Handsome]

Dont be so hateful Immi, your beard can only cover up so much of your ugliness

 

[Immigrant]

That’s not hate, it’s for the betterment of humanity.

 

[HipHugHer]

a fork works pretty well for eating

Tortilla doesn't require any utensils. It's like being able to eat the plate.

 

[Immigrant]

And I’m prettier than you even on my worst day.

 

[Darth Handsome]

And I’m prettier than you even on my worst day.

Not with all that venomous hate coursing through your veins youre not

 

[Darth Handsome]

Tortilla doesn't require any utensils. It's like being able to eat the plate.

Why do you want to eat the plate you fuckin glutton?

 

[HipHugHer]

Why do you want to eat the plate you fuckin glutton?

No dishes to do when you can eat them. It's at least as good for the environment as riding the bus, probably more.

 

[Darth Handsome]

No dishes to do when you can eat them. It's at least as good for the environment as riding the bus, probably more.

no dishes? I find it hard to believe you in particular can eat a tortilla filled with stuff & not drop any in your lap

 

[Darth Handsome]

Speaking of the bus it was half empty this morning. Ironically, the one biddy who has been coughing since new years still refuses to stay home

 

[Jehannum]

no dishes? I find it hard to believe you in particular can eat a tortilla filled with stuff & not drop any in your lap

You fucking ignoramus, all you need to do is have a tortilla in your lap to catch the drippings, and then you have another burrito!

 

[Darth Handsome]

You fucking ignoramus, all you need to do is have a tortilla in your lap to catch the drippings, and then you have another burrito!

I considered that but he'd end up with a tortilla covered in rabbit fur

 

[Jehannum]

I considered that but he'd end up with a tortilla covered in rabbit fur

Why, is @HipHugHer eating his burritos in the bathroom?

 

[Valve1138]

He got sick of constantly eating shit sandwiches and decided to change it up.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Why, is @HipHugHer eating his burritos in the bathroom?

Then his burrito would be covered in hen feathers

 

[wetwillie]

I considered that but he'd end up with a tortilla covered in rabbit fur

Same as the first one no doubt.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Isn’t lying one of the job qualifications? I’m sure the current post holder lied at least five times a day last week, double that whenever he spoke into a camera lens.

Hey now! Using "at least" and then obviously and severely undercounting things is one of my things. Get your own schtick.

Debate last night had a weird energy. No audience, no press, just Bernie and Joe and the moderators (and camera crew and other technicians) so they didn't have to play to the audience at all. They just kind of looked at each other and talked/argued.
Kind of surreal.

Counterpoint: it's good

Imagine trump at an audience-less debate.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Hey now! Using "at least" and then obviously and severely undercounting things is one of my things. Get your own schtick.


Counterpoint: it's good

Imagine trump at an audience-less debate.

Just said it was weird, not that it was good or bad.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Darth Handsome]

To the mystery thread brethren!

 

[Immigrant]

There’s an episode of Dirty Money on Netflix starring Translucent Boy that’ll sicken you.