Tampa Please clean your fingernails

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Then what? Tattoo new ones on?

she's just gonna chew those off too

 

[APRIL]

Hai gayz!

Guess wat?

My fingernails is dirty again!

The poor grammar in your post coupled with your hygiene is indicative of what kind of person you really are...

 

[Jehannum]

The poor grammar in your post coupled with your hygiene is indicative of what kind of person you really are...

I'm glad your hygiene and intellect detectors are as carefully honed as your sarcasm detector appears to be.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm glad your hygiene and intellect detectors are as carefully honed as your sarcasm detector appears to be.

Plus shes a giant dum dum

 

[Jehannum]

Plus shes a giant dum dum

What flavor, though?

I'm gonna go with cat butthole and burned malt.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Do dirty fingernails constitute borderline racism?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What flavor, though?

I'm gonna go with cat butthole and burned malt.

used litter box & broccoli farts

 

[Jehannum]

used litter box & broccoli farts

With an aftertaste of grease jar?

 

[nukes]

Do dirty fingernails constitute borderline racism?

Only if Michelle Obama is sporting the poop under her nails.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

With an aftertaste of grease jar?

Ah yes, that hint of smokey greasy goodness on the finish

 

[\m/]

Only if Michelle Obama is sporting the poop under her nails.

How would you tell?

 

[Amstel]

How would you tell?

careful. Someone's gonna get all emo.

 

[HipHugHer]

Also I took a leak earlier, then handled a raw turkey getting it ready to go in the oven, then licked my fingers to help separate some papers. ALL WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS!

Also my phone screen was smudgy so I licked it and wiped it on my shirt.

Oh the horror.

 

[nukes]

Also I took a leak earlier, then handled a raw turkey getting it ready to go in the oven, then licked my fingers to help separate some papers. ALL WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS!

Also my phone screen was smudgy so I licked it and wiped it on my shirt.

Oh the horror.

What a dirty shit eating cabbie!

 

[HipHugHer]

What a dirty shit eating cabbie!

There's a reason I don't get sick.

 

[HipHugHer]

Physically I mean.

 

[august]

Also I took a leak earlier, then handled a raw turkey getting it ready to go in the oven, then licked my fingers to help separate some papers. ALL WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS!

Also my phone screen was smudgy so I licked it and wiped it on my shirt.

Oh the horror.

as a four eyez for the last decade, breathing on your phone if it's not TOO grody can be decent enough, because as someone who worked in a lab and swabbed/incubated stuff for fun, phones can be full of some naaaaaaaaaaasty stuff

I usually huff on it and then wipe it on a boob or a knee

 

[plot]

as a four eyez for the last decade, breathing on your phone if it's not TOO grody can be decent enough, because as someone who worked in a lab and swabbed/incubated stuff for fun, phones can be full of some naaaaaaaaaaasty stuff

I usually huff on it and then wipe it on a boob or a knee

ever swabbed a copy machine?

 

[august]

ever swabbed a copy machine?

I haven't! willing to bet they get p groce

 

[Ledboots]

I read that the tv remote controls in hotel rooms are one huge germ