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[APRIL]

Damn it, @tre.

 

[APRIL]

She claims cauliflower and hot sauce tastes like wings instead of correctly stating it tastes like cauliflower with hot sauce on it.

It was a turkey bacon infraction.

Ah, I didn't catch the connection with Turkey bacon. Clever.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Feeling like a "loser," eh?

Actually the opposite. At least there's an excuse why Kristen hasnt yet filled the spot I saved for her in my laydee friend rotation: she has awful taste.

 

[nukes]

Damn it, @tre.

You didn't leave any makeup at the Whore Store did you?

 

[APRIL]

You didn't leave any makeup at the Whore Store did you?

Ugh, performers are supposed to wear bright makeup it was part of the dress code.

I guess knowing how to apply it wasn't.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

FedEx is tired of hearing shit about how they never knock

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

 

[nukes]

That man is racist and offensive.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

look at his face. he just read that the whites closed down his local kfc

 

[Darth Handsome]

Aren't white people the only ones who get kidnapped? How much of a ransom would a black hostage pull in? A pack of gum?

 

[nukes]

On a side note, do NOT order the "world famous tenderloin tip dinner" at Showmars.
It's NOT tenderloin tips. From what I could decern, it was marinated pork sandwich cutlets grilled with onions and peppers.

 

[Strings]

On a side note, do NOT order the "world famous tenderloin tip dinner" at Showmars.
It's NOT tenderloin tips. From what I could decern, it was marinated pork sandwich cutlets grilled with onions and peppers.

Don't order Rocky Mountain Oysters either.
They trick ya with the name. They aren't always from the Rocky Mountains.

 

[plot]

Aren't white people the only ones who get kidnapped? How much of a ransom would a black hostage pull in? A pack of gum?

maybe 5 grand to keep them, but then you're stuck with a hostage.

 

[InstaCrap ===>]

 

[APRIL]

See? That's funny. The right has a complete inability to be funny.

 

[Amstel]

Damn it, @tre.

ya think he shows his kid all these pics and talks about how cute you are?

Also, I think the daughter-in-law / father-in-law thing is ripe for porn.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

oh but if we posted fake news stories about obongo to make him look bad the left would cry

 

[Darth Handsome]

See? That's funny. The right has a complete inability to be funny.

The righties & you lefties are funny, but not in the way you think you are.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

oh but if we posted fake news stories about obongo to make him look bad the left would cry

But you guys did.

 

[APRIL]

Those Hilary emails... whatever came of that?

Oh ya, fake news slandering.