FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

[nukes]

Also, she didn't tell me how I'm gonna die. With my luck I'll get in great shape out of fear then get my head blown off by a junkie.

 

[Darth Handsome]

In that case dont worry about all those calories

 

[nukes]

In that case dont worry about all those calories

She's only 80% correct.

 

[Jehannum]

Went all Jackson Pollock on the bowl this morning
Feel much better now

Did at least 2 Couric's worth of splatter texture just now.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Round toilets are evil.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Jehannum]

Hooooly shit. That was a 3-flusher.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Hooooly shit. That was a 3-flusher.

Did any of it get stuck in your ass hair?

 

[Frau Blugher]

Hooooly shit. That was a 3-flusher.

It should always be a multi-flusher , you've stopped trying haven't ya .

 

[Jehannum]

[GIPHY="big pile of shit"]https://media0.giphy.com/media/d6ysQLXLN5l5K/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

 

[adi]

[GIPHY="big pile of shit"]https://media0.giphy.com/media/d6ysQLXLN5l5K/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

ever seen a hippo take a dump better be really far away

 

[Jehannum]

ever seen a hippo take a dump better be really far away

 

[Amstel]

me & the bathroom are wrestling out the day. I had some glorious Indian Chili Chicken last night. 2.4 lbs worth.

1/2 way through I was full, mouth on fire & put it away.


TEN MINUTES LATER I'M BACK WORKING ON THE LAST HALF.

TEN MINUTES.

Opening up the fridge for round 2 I knew today would be rough.


Sorry Kohler.

 

[adi]

 

[Darth Handsome]

Hippos have style youve got to hand it to em

 

[Darth Handsome]

Lol I was going to post about my own shit but I cant follow that hippo so forget it

 

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[nukes]

I just learned something.

 

[adi]

Lol I was going to post about my own shit but I cant follow that hippo so forget it

 

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I need to mainline some Imodium. I've been shitting hot soup all morning.