Halp Official Tard-O-Matic Political Derpy Thread

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

 

[Darth Handsome]

Hey thats Carl the C, coming at you live from Bleeding Heart and Soul Radio

 

[Darth Handsome]

That said, Obama got blamed for everything too
Run the parties out on a rail

 

[Strings]

I thought it was Wicks?

 

[Darth Handsome]

I thought it was Wicks?

Wickie was correct you are too old for stuff

 

[Strings]

Wickie was correct you are too old for stuff

Its not the age, its the mileage.
This thread will run ya ragged.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Its not the age, its the mileage.
This thread will run ya ragged.

Thanks Trump

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Bullshit

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Bullshit.

 

[Strings]

Wickie was correct you are too old for stuff

Bullshit

 

[Strings]

Sorry, got caught up in the moment

 

[Darth Handsome]

Well that settles that

 

[Darth Handsome]

My good friend said it best earlier this week with “It’s just about fucking hilarious that all these men are now going around looking over their shoulder and watching where they step and what they say and who they interact with because they could be next. LOLOLOLOL THAT’S HOW WOMEN EVERYWHERE HAVE FELT FOR FOREVER FUCKFACES”

This post is clearly a double bluff. This was posted to expose any and all white knights on the forum

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

This post is clearly a double bluff. This was posted to expose any and all white knights on the forum

Um, no.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Um, no.

It worked too. Look at the boobs who gravied that. Nice work, Doc. Youre a sharp cookie

 

[Darth Handsome]

Whoops sorry everyone

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Best thing about digital detox......I don't have to wade through the last 600 pages to surmise you're all pretty much dicks, putting forth unhealthy amounts of effort, in the empty pursuit of being dicks.

Is it really digital detox if the first thing you do when you are done with the detox is come in and start trying to sling shit?

 

[Jehannum]

Good ol' Ronald Raygun Republican gonna save us all!

• We're the party of Reagan - We love Putin
• We're the part of Lincoln - We love the Confederate Flag
• We're the part of Family Values - We love pedophiles and pussy grabbing
• We love Jesus - Our leader is the most petty, spiteful man on the planet
• We love law and order - The FBI is corrupt
• We love the free market - oil companies need tax breaks to compete with renewable energy
• We support religious freedom - for Christians
• We stand for free speech - whiny liberals need to shut up
• We want to lower taxes - on the largest sources of tax revenue
• We stand for job creators - whether or not they create jobs
• We want a smaller government - one that tells a woman what she can't do with her body
• We are pro life - so we support wars, the death penalty, and lots of guns
• We support veterans - by cutting support for veterans

 

[Duke]

Today's Republicans would go so far as to call Reagan a RINO. They are that far gone.