Halp Official Tard-O-Matic Political Derpy Thread

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

also those fucks were trespassing on his property and destroying his land. he has the right to defend his stuff

 

[Valve1138]

Why is this STILL not a smiley.

 

[tre]

also those fucks were trespassing on his property and destroying his land. he has the right to defend his stuff

technically, the ones he detained were not destroying his land. Previous ones had done so.

But I'm sure you read that part in the article you posted.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

guns are super great for protecting property. When i lived in the heights/the ghetto of my town i had a neighbor who lived across the street. He would pull into my driveway everyday to use it and back out to his side of the street and park. I got tried of that shit and told him to stay the fuck off my property.

He thought he was bad and started talking shit so i went inside and came out with my gun. That fucker never used my driveway again

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

technically, the ones he detained were not destroying his land. Previous ones had done so.

But I'm sure you read that part in the article you posted.

i did read it all. They all left trash on his land. Lets say these people didn't do anything they were still trespassing on his land. He has the right to make them leave or hold them until the cops arrive. Those illegals tried saying he threatened their lives and scared them with his dog

 

[APRIL]

maybe if i use a 30 pt font he'll think its a headline

Trump Administration sold the Presidency to the Russians for 1 Million Dollars.

 

[Duke]

left - if we deport all the illegals who will pick our fruit?

And what is your answer to that question?

 

[Duke]

guns are super great for protecting property. When i lived in the heights/the ghetto of my town i had a neighbor who lived across the street. He would pull into my driveway everyday to use it and back out to his side of the street and park. I got tried of that shit and told him to stay the fuck off my property.

He thought he was bad and started talking shit so i went inside and came out with my gun. That fucker never used my driveway again

Everyone who believes this, raise your hand.

anyone? anyone at all?

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

And what is your answer to that question?

it will all work itself out the same way that picking cotton did

 

[tre]

Everyone who believes this, raise your hand.

anyone? anyone at all?

It's 100% true.

The details are that it's a 4 year old on a big wheel.

 

[Duke]

it will all work itself out the same way that picking cotton did

And how did that work itself out?

 

[APRIL]

it will all work itself out the same way that picking cotton did

Ya... and tell us all how that worked out.

 

[Domon]

Trump Administration sold the Presidency to the Russians for 1 Million Dollars.

careful, thats how you get retweeted by the president. Watch:

Only 1 million dollars, sad! It was 3! Fake news.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

it doesn't matter when it happened you shitlords. It still happened

Ooooh goody, I've been thinking about the Crusades recently.

@Darth Handsome, how dope is Valhalla Rising?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Everyone who believes this, raise your hand.

anyone? anyone at all?

Getting real fucked up because someone put their tires on your driveway is pretty high up there in the whitest of all bullshit, so I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Duke]

Ooooh goody, I've been thinking about the Crusades recently.

@Darth Handsome, how dope is Valhalla Rising?

so very meh. So so so meh.

 

[Domon]

Getting real fucked up because someone put their tires on your driveway is pretty high up there in the whitest of all bullshit, so I wouldn't be surprised.

trashy comes in all colors.

 

[Duke]

Ken Starr is trying stating that Robert Mueller is overstepping his boundaries in his investigation.

Ken Starr is saying this.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/04/politics/ken-starr-clinton-whitewater/index.html

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

He had to pay $77,800 to four people for illegally detaining people (at gunpoint), and battery. $60k of which was punitive damages.

It was awarded by a jury, just so we clear that up.

God damned Canadian has a better grasp on how our legal system works than Wickie.

WTF?

(Not that there's anything wrong with Canadians, just using a little hyperbole)

 

[adi]

God damned Canadian has a better grasp on how our legal system works than Wickie.

WTF?

(Not that there's anything wrong with Canadians, just using a little hyperbole)

Sometimes we can even compare to non-human intellect but it borders on animal cruelty.