Advice Obvious troll thread, dont bother

careful out there, my single bros
Single? Because marriage or a relationship is a "get out of rape" free card?

Go on...
Neal’s girlfriend texted him: ‘I’ve been running around all day talking to so many people, trying to make things right!!! One of the other Athletic Training students screwed me over! … She went behind my back and told my AT advisor stuff that wasn’t true!!! I’m trying so hard to fix it all. I want to tell you what’s going on. Please!”

sounds like a relationship
 
correct....and he didn't rape her

I agree, but it seems being in a relationship doesn't get you out of it according to this article.

Like, I have the title to this car and it's in my name. I own it. Here. Here's the title. Here's my name. It's me. Officer: yeah, but this guy over hear says it's his so YOU have to prove it in court that you're not a thief.
 
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What we didnt know was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent.
 
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