WTF No. It's not a new movie from Marvel. It's real...

Sarcasmo

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I watched that with a girl I'm dating a few weeks ago. It was amazing. I felt so incredibly bad and embarrassed for those assholes. Especially the semi retarded one who would occasionally pause during his interview to drink a can of beer out of his trunk. Some day soon one or more of them will be brutally murdered, probably by the same drug dealers one of them pestered in a park on camera.

That show is a train wreck.
 

Sarcasmo

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How awkward is it to watch someone who is completely convinced of their own awesomeness walk down a street and get smirked or laughed at by everyone, including cops? And their names. God, their terrible, terrible names. It's so fucking gay.

Cop: "Hey, what's your name sir?"
Asshole: "The Pariah Lightning Crusader." *hands on hips*
Cop, smirking: "Uh huh. Well you're making the women around here nervous. Please go the fuck back to your basement before I accidentally shoot you. No, I don't want to shake your fucking hand. Disgusting. God knows where that chunk of ham has been."
Asshole, best superhero voice: "Keep fighting the good fight kind sir!"
Cop: "Jesus Christ I hope you die."
 

water

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I watched that with a girl I'm dating a few weeks ago. It was amazing. I felt so incredibly bad and embarrassed for those assholes. Especially the semi retarded one who would occasionally pause during his interview to drink a can of beer out of his trunk. Some day soon one or more of them will be brutally murdered, probably by the same drug dealers one of them pestered in a park on camera.

That show is a train wreck.

I said pretty much the exact same thing when I first heard about this.
 

water

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Civitron is obviously closet gay.

edit: lol @ Phantom Zero. You'd just have to walk briskly in order to get away.
 

Casper

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Some of these people would definitely be heroes if they took the stupid cape off. That one guy is a EMT. That's heroic enough.
 

Casper

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If there were real superheroes I don't think they would post profiles on the internet from their mom's basement.