How awkward is it to watch someone who is completely convinced of their own awesomeness walk down a street and get smirked or laughed at by everyone, including cops? And their names. God, their terrible, terrible names. It's so fucking gay.
Cop: "Hey, what's your name sir?"
Asshole: "The Pariah Lightning Crusader." *hands on hips*
Cop, smirking: "Uh huh. Well you're making the women around here nervous. Please go the fuck back to your basement before I accidentally shoot you. No, I don't want to shake your fucking hand. Disgusting. God knows where that chunk of ham has been."
Asshole, best superhero voice: "Keep fighting the good fight kind sir!"
Cop: "Jesus Christ I hope you die."