WTF New spam thread here, nitwits.

[Valve1138]

His bus takes a different route

Down by the river.

 

[ZRH]

You don't have a car to live in, how would you know?

No but I have driven here. The key bridge is Dundalk and points east. 83 and 97 are downtown and the airport. It would have been way worse if they took out the bay bridge cause that is the only thing that connects the eastern shore to MD.

 

[Valve1138]

The fuckos out on the Eastern Shore would love that.

It would keep the Trans people from turning their kids gay at Target.

 

[fly]

Two Mediterranean Turkey sammiches showed up via DoorDash an hour ago.

I didn't order them.

So far my e-mail to the neighborhood has gone unanswered.

It's poison from your ex-wife.

 

[fly]

The fuckos out on the Eastern Shore would love that.

It would keep the Trans people from turning their kids gay at Target.

So true. Shit hits different out there.

 

[Valve1138]

It's poison from your ex-wife.

 

[ZRH]

No but I have driven here. The key bridge is Dundalk and points east. 83 and 97 are downtown and the airport. It would have been way worse if they took out the bay bridge cause that is the only thing that connects the eastern shore to MD.

 

[ZRH]

So true. Shit hits different out there.

Everyone in MD is some kinda racist

 

[Jehannum]

Nutso's have all the answers on what's really going on in Baltimore.

 

[gee]

Or just install bumpers and guardrails to protect he bridge.

When ships get that big, just due to physics, shit like that becomes practically impossible.

Like this ship weighed 100,000 tons and crashed into the bridge at 10mph. Doing some back of the envelope calculations, if you're gonna stop a ship with a bumper that yields 25 feet with constant deceleration and about 500 square feet of contact area, that barrier has to withstand >30k PSI of force.

The only way to really stop that size ship is having it plow through several hundred feet of rocks and dirt before it stops. Like it did here when it plowed through the bridge support :/

 

[tre]

When ships get that big, just due to physics, shit like that becomes practically impossible.

Like this ship weighed 100,000 tons and crashed into the bridge at 10mph. Doing some back of the envelope calculations, if you're gonna stop a ship with a bumper that yields 25 feet with constant deceleration and about 500 square feet of contact area, that barrier has to withstand >30k PSI of force.

The only way to really stop that size ship is having it plow through several hundred feet of rocks and dirt before it stops. Like it did here when it plowed through the bridge support :/

So we should just leave mines in the harbour - that way if they can navigate under power, they’ll be good but otherwise we blow them up before they hit the bridge

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

They just need to build bridges without them stupid leg thingers all in the way

 

[Valve1138]

When ships get that big, just due to physics, shit like that becomes practically impossible.

Like this ship weighed 100,000 tons and crashed into the bridge at 10mph. Doing some back of the envelope calculations, if you're gonna stop a ship with a bumper that yields 25 feet with constant deceleration and about 500 square feet of contact area, that barrier has to withstand >30k PSI of force.

The only way to really stop that size ship is having it plow through several hundred feet of rocks and dirt before it stops. Like it did here when it plowed through the bridge support :/

Then put rocks and shit out.

 

[Jehannum]

Then put rocks and shit out.

Pretty sure Baltimore already has the "shit" part handled.

 

[tre]

Then put rocks and shit out.

Then the following year we’d be talking about ships sinking and blocking the way through because they hit the rocks

 

[fly]

So we should just leave mines in the harbour - that way if they can navigate under power, they’ll be good but otherwise we blow them up before they hit the bridge

This is brilliant.

 

[Valve1138]

Then the following year we’d be talking about ships sinking and blocking the way through because they hit the rocks

Better shut down the whole thing then.

 

[fly]

Better shut down the whole thing then.

Or maybe understand that this was a black swan event.

 

[gee]

So we should just leave mines in the harbour - that way if they can navigate under power, they’ll be good but otherwise we blow them up before they hit the bridge

Hey, I'm all for any solution that involves blowing shit up. Sounds good.

 

[Jehannum]

dropped both kids off at driver's ed this morning and now I feel old.