There is no way that anything originating from your ass caused a flapper failure.
so what was the final 'Merica weight gain tally?
I am nothing if not a charmer
It compensates for your wonderful lack of palate
Hey, listen, lady: do you have any idea how many calories it takes to maintain this weight? I ain't got time to be choosy.
4 measly lbs, not for lack of trying. So disappointed
you should have just not pooped your entire time here
you should have just not pooped your entire time here