Tampa Nemo drives in America - on the wrong side of the road

[Duke]

Can you blame them? Minnetonka is a fucking awesome name.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yes, we took their land and their names for things.

And gave them smallpox in exchange
Fair is fair

 

[123]

It's not like they could expect us to be creative and come up with our own names for things. That's like....effort. The natives and the Europeans had already come up with plenty of good names.

Well, your pronunciations are creative.

 

[123]

Can you blame them? Minnetonka is a fucking awesome name.

Our natives have better names. Such as Humpybong, Queensland.

 

[Duke]

Our natives have better names. Such as Humpybong, Queensland.

But our lake is 'Superior'.

TRUMP CARD PLACED


then again, we also have one lake that is 'Erie' as fuck.

 

[Duke]

however, I have to admit, a humpybong does sound pretty awesome right now.

 

[my little brony]

Well, your pronunciations are creative.

des moines
des plaines

how many "S"es do you suppose are pronounced there?

 

[tre]

But our lake is 'Superior'.

TRUMP CARD PLACED


then again, we also have one lake that is 'Erie' as fuck.

half of Superior is ours, buddy. The only one that's all yours is shaped like a dong.

 

[123]

however, I have to admit, a humpybong does sound pretty awesome right now.

So does your Whiskey Dick!

 

[123]

half of Superior is ours, buddy. The only one that's all yours is shaped like a dong.

But you have a Dildo Island!

 

[Duke]

half of Superior is ours, buddy. The only one that's all yours is shaped like a dong.

How typically Canadian, always jealous of our large american phalluses.

 

[tre]

How typically Canadian, always jealous of our large american phalluses.

its rubbing up on Michigan, so I'm pretty sure it has an STD

 

[tre]

But you have a Dildo Island!

and a big beaver!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Beaver,_Saskatchewan

 

[Amstel]

its rubbing up on Michigan, so I'm pretty sure it has an STD

America's mitten rubbing against an America's phallic symbol. No coincidence there. Nope.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

 

[Duke]

We also, of course, have this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball,_Pennsylvania

 

[itburnswhenipee]

We also, of course, have this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball,_Pennsylvania

I once took a three day course on Canon photocopier repair in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania. True story.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Don't forget that we have Intercourse, Pa

 

[Mrs. Valve]

And Climax, Michigan

 

[JAXvillain]

There's a BBQ joint down the street a few blocks called Bone Lick. Just opened a few months ago. Pretty damned good.
http://www.bonelickbarbecue.com/