Name All the Diseases, Virus', and Everything That Has Gone Wrong With Your Body

Thorn Bird said:
ACLs? PCLs? what cartilage?
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acl on both. complete cartilage tear.

also the nerves near both joints are dead due to crushing damage.

I was big on jumping down stairs 6 at a time and one day i jumped down 9 landed. hear a simo POP from both and drop like a sack of curly fries down smileynev's throat.
tried to stand up and noticed my knees didn't want to work right.
Not one broken bone though.
 
Onnotangu said:
acl on both. complete cartilage tear.

also the nerves near both joints are dead due to crushing damage.

I was big on jumping down stairs 6 at a time and one day i jumped down 9 landed. hear a simo POP from both and drop like a sack of curly fries down smileynev's throat.
tried to stand up and noticed my knees didn't want to work right.
Not one broken bone though.
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:eek: at least i got mine the RIGHT way (sports.) ;) that pop is no joke. last year when skiing, i heard that same pop, and I KNEW. instantly, i knew i had just fucked up a ligament of some type. turns out it was two, and some cartilage. :D i do it right, i guess. got some good drugs is all i care to remember.

what the hell were you doing jumping off of nine stairs? you're so male. :fly:
 
Thorn Bird said:
:eek: at least i got mine the RIGHT way (sports.) ;) that pop is no joke. last year when skiing, i heard that same pop, and I KNEW. instantly, i knew i had just fucked up a ligament of some type. turns out it was two, and some cartilage. :D i do it right, i guess. got some good drugs is all i care to remember.

what the hell were you doing jumping off of nine stairs? you're so male. :fly:
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same reason i dented lockers with my head. I have almost solid bones and hyperactivity. genetic mutation or something.:cool:
 
Flus, colds
Ear infection
Strep throat tons of times
Spinal meningitis
Chicken pox
Cancer
Migraine
Wisdom teeth removed
Ovarian cysts
5 cavities
Broken foot
Broken toes more times than I can count
Broken ribs - most of them at once
Torn ligament in finger
Dislocated finger
Concussion
Stitches in foot
Kidney stone
 
Broken things [all completely healed with no linger effects]:

--Bones
Shattered right ankle
Broken knuckles on left hand [so called boxer's fracture]: pinkie, middle, index
Broken fingers on left hand: pinkie, index, thumb
Broken fingers on right hand: thumb, index, middle, ring, pinkie
Broken knuckles on right hand: pinkie
Shattered wrist right hand
Greenstick fracture left forearm
Shattered right elbow
Lower four ribs, right side, broken
Shattered both kneecaps
One broken nose

--Muscles
MCL right
Deltoid ligament right and left ankles
Dislocated right shoulder
Innumberable sprains of the ankles and various pulled muscles including groin

Diseases:

Nothing worth mentioning

Infections:

Double ear infection that filled with so much fluid I blew out both eardrums.
Ingrown toenail that got septic.

Etc:
4 concussions, last one so hard it had a permanent effect on my vision
Shot once
More scars than I can count
30 stitches in my face after being kicked in the head repeatedly

There are probably more

most importantly:


NO CAVITIES EVER AND PERFECT TEETH :D
 
i broke my shoulder, elbow and wrist falling off a cliff, had pins, screws and chicken wire all over my left arm. spent a week in the hospital for that debacle.
tonsils removed
ear infections galore when younger
stiches above my left eye where my sister kicked one of those gas station squeegees that i was holding, truth be told, i was annoying the hell out of her
stiches on the very back of my left foot above the heel, nasty pocket knife incident
stiches on my left index finger, this is the most recent injury
stiches on my right palm from a turret lathe fiasco
i hear my liver is rather enlarged but i dont believe that for a second
i am nearsighted
i had two teeth pulled for braces and havent finished so there is a gap
my mom had a small mole taken off my cheek when i was young, scar from that is apparent
i've probably had most of the common infections already listed
i'm sure there are more

Oh, i dont have any cavities. brush your teeth once in a while you neanderthals
 
elpmis said:
dude that's your penis
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Just because it smells like freshly clipped toenails doesn't mean it is.


As far as my ailments go, I'll stick with Alfred from the original Batman movie with Michael Keaton...

"A gentleman never discusses his ailments."

I may go over my priapism if you've got 6 or so hours, some KY warming gel, and an in-house water cooler.
 
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