Name All the Diseases, Virus', and Everything That Has Gone Wrong With Your Body
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never broken a bone or been seriously ill *knocks on wood...in pants*
I owe it all to clean living
had 2 cavities when I was a kid
I owe it all to clean living
had 2 cavities when I was a kid
Viruses:
328 colds
29 influenzas
HPV (thanks you stupid bitch whoever you were, and sorry to all you other bitches whoever you were)
Bacteria:
213,441 Zits
Infected paper cut
Infected gash on inside of right calf
Gingivitis
Pink eye
Swimmer's ear
Broken bones:
Clavicle (right)
Ankle (left)
3 toes (left)
7 fingers (3 left, 4 right)
Orbital bone (left)
Jaw (right)
Ulna and Radius (left - compound fracture with ligament damage; permanent loss of some mobility and strength)
Radius (right)
5 ribs (2 left, 3 right)
Tailbone
Miscellaneous:
Torn ACL
2 cavities
Scar from firepoker malfunction in left eyebrow
4,812 black eyes
Alcohol poisoning in Kazakhstan from a bottle of vodka and a bottle of red wine
4 bouts of food poisoning
Ingrown toenail
5 moles removed
19 bug-shaped scars from barbed wire (fell off barn roof as a kid, landed in rolls of rusty barbed wire below, sometimes used by farmers in Norway to pen in their cattle and sheep...and small children)
6 nails through the soles of my feet (I was like the Jesus of adventure and exploration when growing up)
Scar on back of head from jagged metal door frame in old Nazi bunker
Innumberable cuts, scrapes, and gashes from sports and adventuring (at least 16 million)
Innumerable bruises (at least 48 trillion)
Small hole from blowgun dart in my right thigh (drunken friend)
Small blue-colored spot between my middle and ring fingers on right hand from where a buddy stabbed me with a pencil. No idea why it's blue.
I could go on for years so I'll stop.
328 colds
29 influenzas
HPV (thanks you stupid bitch whoever you were, and sorry to all you other bitches whoever you were)
Bacteria:
213,441 Zits
Infected paper cut
Infected gash on inside of right calf
Gingivitis
Pink eye
Swimmer's ear
Broken bones:
Clavicle (right)
Ankle (left)
3 toes (left)
7 fingers (3 left, 4 right)
Orbital bone (left)
Jaw (right)
Ulna and Radius (left - compound fracture with ligament damage; permanent loss of some mobility and strength)
Radius (right)
5 ribs (2 left, 3 right)
Tailbone
Miscellaneous:
Torn ACL
2 cavities
Scar from firepoker malfunction in left eyebrow
4,812 black eyes
Alcohol poisoning in Kazakhstan from a bottle of vodka and a bottle of red wine
4 bouts of food poisoning
Ingrown toenail
5 moles removed
19 bug-shaped scars from barbed wire (fell off barn roof as a kid, landed in rolls of rusty barbed wire below, sometimes used by farmers in Norway to pen in their cattle and sheep...and small children)
6 nails through the soles of my feet (I was like the Jesus of adventure and exploration when growing up)
Scar on back of head from jagged metal door frame in old Nazi bunker
Innumberable cuts, scrapes, and gashes from sports and adventuring (at least 16 million)
Innumerable bruises (at least 48 trillion)
Small hole from blowgun dart in my right thigh (drunken friend)
Small blue-colored spot between my middle and ring fingers on right hand from where a buddy stabbed me with a pencil. No idea why it's blue.
I could go on for years so I'll stop.
elpmis said:
yup, I played football, baseball, soccer, etc..
playing soccer I broke someone's leg accidentally...tall people have brittle bones
how could you have played all those sports and never broke anything?why_ask_why said:yup, I played football, baseball, soccer, etc..
playing soccer I broke someone's leg accidentally...tall people have brittle bones
you weren't playing hard enough
passed the lower third of my intestinal lining when i was ~1 year old. Almost died.
tubes in my ear due to a malformed sinus track
crap loads of cuts, bruises and scars from being a kid and sports (never broke a bone)
various bacteria infections
chicken pox
sprained ankle
a few ear infections
cavaties galore (family genetically has shit teeth)
and the most fun ive ever had... periappendiceal abscess (infection of the entire lining of the abdomen and the pelvis) due to appendicitis. Fucker ruptured in class one day. Stayed at school for the remaining 5 hours, went to all my classes then promply puked when i got home. Went to the doctor 3 days later and had my abdomin drained (military doctors are sadists, long fun story...). 18 days later im back in school.
tubes in my ear due to a malformed sinus track
crap loads of cuts, bruises and scars from being a kid and sports (never broke a bone)
various bacteria infections
chicken pox
sprained ankle
a few ear infections
cavaties galore (family genetically has shit teeth)
and the most fun ive ever had... periappendiceal abscess (infection of the entire lining of the abdomen and the pelvis) due to appendicitis. Fucker ruptured in class one day. Stayed at school for the remaining 5 hours, went to all my classes then promply puked when i got home. Went to the doctor 3 days later and had my abdomin drained (military doctors are sadists, long fun story...). 18 days later im back in school.
I have Lupus Disease.
Ontop of that I've had about a million head colds
Stomach flu
Pink eye x3
broken arm
Torn ACL and busted up cartlidge (right knee)
Ovarian Cysts
Kidney stones
A ba-jillion ear infections
Stitches above right eye- from falling into a coffee table when I was 2
uhh... tahts all I can think of.
Ontop of that I've had about a million head colds
Stomach flu
Pink eye x3
broken arm
Torn ACL and busted up cartlidge (right knee)
Ovarian Cysts
Kidney stones
A ba-jillion ear infections
Stitches above right eye- from falling into a coffee table when I was 2
uhh... tahts all I can think of.
two juvenile cavities
chicken pox
wisdom teeth taken out
2 ACL surgeries -- one on each knee, 13 years apart
laparoscopy
labor
colds, food poisoning, ear infections, strep throat here and there. no flu.
nothing cool to report, i guess. i did meet bruce smith when i was 14 with my first ACL.
chicken pox
wisdom teeth taken out
2 ACL surgeries -- one on each knee, 13 years apart
laparoscopy
labor
colds, food poisoning, ear infections, strep throat here and there. no flu.
nothing cool to report, i guess. i did meet bruce smith when i was 14 with my first ACL.
Torn cartilage in right and left knees, Torn ligament in both knees, Excma(sp?), and that is it.