Hawt my posts really only serve to entertain and therapatize myself

[hydra]

what seem like the cobbled thoughts of a mad man are in fact a record of evolution. intricate pieces to a puzzle beyond your comprehension (ESPECIALL YOU WOMEN!, MAN THOUGHTS, LAWL). Just as planned.

i cackle for days reading back through my own posts, even out of context they kill me. the best ones are the ones i dont even remember posting. fucking lol dead on ground.

in many cases what you read is referencing something that happened ten years ago that you've long forgotten about

but i still remember

 

[hydra]

and give me back my ability to make tags! don't censor me!

 

[hydra]

#cellphones #underwaterwelding #jewishprimeminister? #section8 #hungjury #blackspindlepricksthefinger

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

this is the new puffy thread

 

[hydra]

this is the new puffy thread

i always liked you on nn. you troll hard but it's usually victimless, which is where it all began.

 

[Darth Handsome]

So I got my tongue up dis chick's ass right? Cuz you know how boring it could be when you're in line at the bank.

 

[hydra]

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

i always liked you on nn. you troll hard but it's usually victimless, which is where it all began.

speaking of NN.....just saw a pic of Plos and cloroxx today....made me sad

 

[Darth Handsome]

So I stuck my tongue up her ass. What's the big fuckin deal??

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

therapatize?

 

[nukes]

I like the concept of this thread.

I post to obtain reassurance.
Had a mega fucked up childhood.
When i came out of a narcotic induced haze at the end of my teens, i had to be introduced to the concept of self esteem.
So i use humor which seems to gain me community acceptance.

On a good posting day, i make fun WITH people.
On a bad posting day, i make fun of them, at their expense.

On a relapse day im satan, i abuse people with my wit to destroy my enemies.
5% yo.

 

[hydra]

your thread titles and other confines are meaningless to me

someone mentions space in a thread, you can be damn sure im making a post about dragon ball z

i am an artist.

 

[hydra]

I like the concept of this thread.

I post to obtain reassurance.
Had a mega fucked up childhood.
When i came out of a narcotic induced haze at the end of my teens, i had to be introduced to the concept of self esteem.
So i use humor which seems to gain me community acceptance.

On a good posting day, i make fun WITH people.
On a bad posting day, i make fun of them, at their expense.

On a relapse day im satan, i abuse people with my wit to destroy my enemies.
5% yo.

my self esteem comes from the level of physical torment i can enact through exercise on my own body

it's not a very healthy relationship

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Does everyone know who you are yet? Or are we still keeping this a secret?

 

[hydra]

Does everyone know who you are yet? Or are we still keeping this a secret?

SILENCE

THE RULES THAT WERE HANDED DOWN WERE

DON'T

FUCKUP

MY
TROLLS

there are regulations for a reason, sir.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Im a narcissist too, Hydra. Nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[hydra]

and regardless im entertaining in any flavor

 

[Duke]

omg, you're fucking Digital Mocking, aren't you!

 

[Darth Handsome]

and regardless im entertaining in any flavor

Youre okay. You need polishing though. Just follow my lead.

 

[hydra]

Im a narcissist too, Hydra. Nothing to be ashamed of.

somedays shirtless no joke i get stuck in front of the mirror for noticeable lengths of time