Hawt my posts really only serve to entertain and therapatize myself

hydra said:
I was at the adult candy store last night and was walking through the craft beer isle to get to the serious drinkers section when one of the full-time residing fatassses said excitedly "you can only get this beer in Michigan"

I pointed, said "but you're holding it", and kept walking.

I don't think he got it.
Click to expand...
I just figured out who you are.
Katt Williams.
 
nukes said:
That Katt Williams is one fucked up individual. Court case after court case many of which involve assaulting minors.
Click to expand...
He just got his ass beat by a 13 year old for sucker punching the kid. Dude is a piece of shit.
 
hydra said:
I was at the adult candy store last night and was walking through the craft beer isle to get to the serious drinkers section when one of the full-time residing fatassses said excitedly "you can only get this beer in Michigan"

I pointed, said "but you're holding it", and kept walking.

I don't think he got it.
Click to expand...
He's here all week.
 
i banged a 51 year old once, it was pretty fun, she was cool as hell too.

odd to think that i was on a big wheel while she was doing E at Guns N Roses concerts though
 
http://uselessforums.com/threads/ri...s-and-boots-oh-my.13945/page-877#post-1325265


giphy.gif
 
you ever notice how really tall people like to point out that they're really tall?

i see it on bike forums a ton lately, just for no reason "Well I'm 6'4 and 248lbs so I have to ride a XL bike", really, you couldn't just state that you ride an XL?

yes, you're tall, noted.
 
same with veterans.

first thing to come up in casual conversation everytime without fail

Him: Hey, how's it going?

Me: Good.

Him: Did you know I'm a veteran, served for 4 years in Tallahasse, spent my time in hell in the motor pool changing tires and putting out fires, haha.

Me:....k...so can i get a 10pc chicken niggets and a large fries?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back