fly said:TURTH!!!
What was I thinking saying 'no' to that nun. Think of the stories!
thrawn said:sharing a cube with more than one person? wouldnt that make you feel more like bovine than you already do? and i do some wierd things in my cube, i dont think a cubicle mate would last long.
my office is rather large.BigDov said:I tend to be a little claustrophobic, so multi-occupancy was not an option for me
thrawn said:sharing a cube with more than one person? wouldnt that make you feel more like bovine than you already do? and i do some wierd things in my cube, i dont think a cubicle mate would last long.
what did you do to them?jaxxor said:I have to share a tiny little office, and it sucks donkey nostrils.
I also hold the record for running off trainees. They gave me two people on seperate occasions, and in both cases they quit within two hours. I'm not allowed to train anymore
CletusJones said:what did you do to them?
edit: one time i was doing a train the trainer class where all of our education department instructors could ask me questions... I made a trainer cry, and then finally quit.... all in one afternoon.
dreamwalker said:I'm posting now from the IT training room, on break in the midst of a training session, and I'm surrounded by IF's (ignorant fucks)!!! HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!
BigDov said:Quick!! Start whipping them repeatedly with the mouse cords!!!!! MAKE THEM YOUR EVIL HORDE OF MINIONS, WILLING TO DO YOUR EVERY WISH AND COMMAND!!!!
Kabn said:yay for a spacious private office.
/me leans back and turns up winamp.
Actually it wasn't. It was a hetero-challenged (he hadn't come out of the closet, but everyone knew he was gay) guy. He was a tard anyway so it's okay.jaxxor said:I bet it was a woman
Seriously, honestly, I don't know wtf I did to those people. One of them just got up and left, totally dropped of the face of the earth. The other shouted something over his shoulder as he was leaving.
switch the letters on their keyboard. we did that to a guy who doesn't know how to type, it was comedy gold. he couldn't figure it out so he swapped keyboards with someone else. that keyboard is still going around.Talkie said:A great thing to do with coworkers is to stick a post it under their mouse, making sure the edges are flush.
CletusJones said:switch the letters on their keyboard. we did that to a guy who doesn't know how to type, it was comedy gold. he couldn't figure it out so he swapped keyboards with someone else. that keyboard is still going around.
bast_imret said:*cue Nick Burns theme music*
Dreamwalker: Your Company's Computer Chick!
Talkie said:A great thing to do with coworkers is to stick a post it under their mouse, making sure the edges are flush.