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bast_imret

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I read in Maxim about taking the seat off of someones desk chair, and filling the tube with raw shrimp. Put it back on and a day or two later is a nasty smell that no one can figure out where it's coming from.
 

BigDov

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bast_imret said:
I read in Maxim about taking the seat off of someones desk chair, and filling the tube with raw shrimp. Put it back on and a day or two later is a nasty smell that no one can figure out where it's coming from.


wow


Speaking of shrimp- when I was in high school, I worked at a pizza place, and there was this sick fuck assistant manager who without fail at the beginning of EVERY shift, would dip one of his hands in the shrimp container........ then walk around the rest of the day sniffing it. I asked him one time what the hell he was doing, and his reply was "just reminds me of last night" :barf: